Do you want to be Buried or Cremated?

[ees complicated no?]

My Grandad's ashes were scattered at the Bristol Rovers ground, hopefully mine can be scattered at the Amex.

 

[ofco8]

Burial should be outlawed - it's a complete waste of land.

This-says it all.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Who really cares your dead innit !

 

[edna krabappel]

Tastefully dressed in an albion kit and then launched by trebuchet into scumhurst please. Obviously during a Saturday afternoon home game for them.

"Unbelievable, Jeff, we were just watching Mile Jedinak pass the ball straight to a Stoke player* for the fourth time this match when- this is incredible- a fresh CORPSE clad in what appears to be a Brighton home shirt flew over the top of the Arthur Wait Shed and landed right on top of Damian Delaney just outside the centre circle. Amazing scenes here, I'm not sure quite what's going on, but from a distance, I'd guess it was rigor mortis. I'll give this stiff bloke some credit, to be fair, he's already looked more mobile than Chamakh. We're just waiting to see how Delaney is now, Jeff"


*I'm sort of working on the assumption that your demise will be this season.

 

[Leighgull]

I'd like to be melted down into a sort of Leighgull paste and smeared across Carol Kirkwoods large and available breasts.

Failing that, left outside the bogs at Smellhurst with an arrow through my head clutching a note saying "Parrish did it"

 

[gripper stebson]

Yes.

 

[Triggaaar]

I'd like to be frozen in carbonite. I'm not yet sure whether I'd like to wait until after I'm dead.

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

 

[Surrey Seagull]

"Unbelievable, Jeff, we were just watching Mile Jedinak pass the ball straight to a Stoke player* for the fourth time this match when- this is incredible- a fresh CORPSE clad in what appears to be a Brighton home shirt flew over the top of the Arthur Wait Shed and landed right on top of Damian Delaney just outside the centre circle. Amazing scenes here, I'm not sure quite what's going on, but from a distance, I'd guess it was rigor mortis. I'll give this stiff bloke some credit, to be fair, he's already looked more mobile than Chamakh. We're just waiting to see how Delaney is now, Jeff"


*I'm sort of working on the assumption that your demise will be this season.

Of course the ultimate irony would be to land on Glenn Murray just after he's come on as a sub in his comeback game!

 

[Fef]

I've told Mrs Fef that I'd be quite happy to be dumped on our compost heap, and let the local wildlife have a bit of a feast.

The neighbours will probably not be too happy to watch a fox running off down the road with a chunk of my arm in its mouth.

 

[TheMajor]

Cremated and scattered on the Amex pitch.

No doubt can be arranged at a certain fee , which will be increased if you are a 1901'er.

 

[C1 BHA]

cheerful thread

 

[lawros left foot]

I couldn't vote cos i want the full viking bit, set ablaze in a long boat with my sword shield and spear, and floated of Worthing pier, in the general direction of Valhalla. I will have to get a sword, shield, and spear first though.

 

[Willy Dangle]

Taxidermist for me. Stuff me with a smile on my face and stood in the corner.

 

[Leighgull]

I've told Mrs Fef that I'd be quite happy to be dumped on our compost heap, and let the local wildlife have a bit of a feast.

The neighbours will probably not be too happy to watch a fox running off down the road with a chunk of my arm in its mouth.

Your mrs. might have difficulty explaining that to dibble if I'm honest

 

[twowheelsbest]

I have left my body to Science - I hope Science is grateful

 

[BN9 BHA]

Whatever is the cheapest. I want my family having a good party or holiday when I peg it.

You will be buried standing up!!
Sit down!!

 

[BN9 BHA]

A Psychiatrist would have a field day with you.

He is a psychiatrist

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I would like to be crucified.

 

[Questions]

I don't mind. Cannibals are welcome to my organs if they want to eat them - liver and bacon or steak and kidney. It's fine with me.

Are you plump ?