Do you want to be Buried or Cremated?

[Fungus]

Burial should be outlawed - it's a complete waste of land.

Absolutely.

 

[Surrey Seagull]

Tastefully dressed in an albion kit and then launched by trebuchet into scumhurst please. Obviously during a Saturday afternoon home game for them.

 

[MuppetMaestro]

No it's not - it's an environmentally friendly use of land, unlike cremation.

WHAT?
"On a typical 10-acre conventional cemetery there is enough casket wood to build 40+ houses, 900+ tons of casket steel, 20,000 tons of vault concrete, and enough formalin to fill a small pool."

That shit is fully pointless for any other purpose than providing families with a block of stone to go and remember family members by.

 

[MuppetMaestro]

Formaldehyde is used to embalm the bodies before burial as well as "chemicals and additives like glutaraldehyde, phenol, methanol, antibiotics, dyes, anti-edemic chemicals and disinfectant chemicals." So traditional burial is still pretty nasty chemically speaking. Plus you'll also have the threat of disease being spread.

 

[cloud]

Either buried, or turned into a diamond

In my will I have said that I don't want to be embalmed .. just in case there are any mysterious circumstances to my death.

 

[jimhigham]

Buried in a cardboard coffin as the respectable way but you could just bury me as is and I'd be happy enough. Eco friendly and turning back into mush in no time.

 

[So.CalGull]

Just been talking to a good mate about this...my final will and testament will include the following.

1/4 of my ashes in a firework, let off on a clear night over the cottages into the sea at Hope Gap, Seaford.

1/4 of my ashes in a firework, let off on a clear night off the end of the pier into the sea, here in Huntington Beach, O. C., California.

1/2 of my ashes incased in glass and shaped into a life size replica of my manhood for the good lady widow to use at her discretion. (Still contemplating the addition of some kind of siren or flashing lights inside, once a certain speed and/or time limit has passed).

This plan only took 4 bottles of Opus and some fine Korean BBQ to achieve.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I want to be put head first into one of those Breaking Bad barrels of strange acid where I will then melt. Untraceable, see? No one likes a snitch.

 

[Albion_Dave]

Cremated for me.

 

[supaseagull]

Whatever is the cheapest. I want my family having a good party or holiday when I peg it.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Whatever is the cheapest. I want my family having a good party or holiday when I peg it.

I hope you've got a good insurance policy as it will cost a fortune for the cremation, and even more for a funeral.

 

[Spicy]

It's dark, gloomy, and Monday morning and I have just voted in a thread whether or not I want to be cremated or buried. That has cheered me up no end!

 

[Return of the Rev]

Funeral pyre under the Arthur wait RENAMED THE ARTHUR BROWN STAND

 

[red star portslade]

If it's at all possible, I'd like to be fed to some pigs. I think its only right since I've loved eating them for so many years. It would be my way of giving them great thanks for keeping me in bacon sandwiches.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Neither. As with Meades Ball, I would like to be experimented on. Science should be sufficiently able to produce the perfect human and they will need a case study

I too want to be experimented on. That is why I have bequethed my body to the Plumpton and District Amateur Nymphomaniacs Society.

Something to look forward to.


For me too.


TNBA

TF

 

[Gangsta]

Cremated and i quite fancy the burial ground at Clayton with a tree..nice view...well not for me...but for anyone that pops by for a visit

Yeah, nice view of the
Downs from there. ( this may be of no importance of course )

 

[Gangsta]

Clients of mine acting as executors to a dead couples estate were telling me the other day of the trouble they have had getting the pair buried together in same grave in family burial plot due to local council rules. Anyhow upshot was that they had to mix the two urns contents together.

They said funny thing was that one urn contained white fine ash and the other a rough dark grey matter. Weird?

 

[Justice]

I'd like to be experimented upon and brought back into a sort of existence as a vengeful automatonic lollypop lady. Or, to go a bit mad in my old age and become a quite skillful strangler, only for my hands to be donated to medicine and have them transplanted onto a perfectly innocent and handless man, a loner, preferably, who is possessed by my evil spirit, perhaps joins NSC in a murderous Meade's Ball babbling way, and then goes on the rampage with my deadly paws.

A Psychiatrist would have a field day with you.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Donated to science, my organs can go to those that need them, the rest of me I'm donating research. Seeing as I'm an atheist and pursuing a scientific uni / career path, I feel that it's the fitting thing to do.

 

[symyjym]

Tastefully dressed in an albion kit and then launched by trebuchet into scumhurst please. Obviously during a Saturday afternoon home game for them.