Do you have any scars or physical abnormalities ?

[Easy 10]

I've got a massive scar below my right knee. Did it when I was about 10, falling over on roller skates. Bloody great gash, blood everywhere, and two months of regular trips back to the hospital to have the dressing changed. My mate said it looked like I had a vagina under my kneecap.

Anyone else ?

 

[Beach Hut]

Was about 6 bouncing between two metal beds and missed one - managed to stick my teeth through my lips !

Nasty scar on lips.

 

[Easy 10]

Just remembered what my mum said in the hospital. I'm laying there on a stretcher with my jeans ripped and bloodied, my shin practically hanging off at the knee. Blood, mud, grit, the lot. The nurse looks at the wound in my knee and and asks "what was it he fell on ?"

"his knee" says my mum

 

[gonzo666]

ive got a scar on my forehead where i got hit with a hammer.very funny thing had me laughing for an hour or 2.the bloke who hit didnt know what to do

 

[rool]

I have a six inch scar right through the middle of my knee where I had a jones' reconstruction of my cruciate ligaments

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Got a small scar above my left eyebrow where I got hit in the face with the sharp end of a compass at school when I was about 13!!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

loads, i have fingers missing from a birth defect, so i have had loads of operations, my most impressive being having my toe put on my finger - a ten hour operation and from that having about 200 stitches - and all of them had to be removed while i was still awake - i can still remember the pain.

 

[Yorkie]

I have a scar on my right index finger - triangular shaped where I played with the bread knife as a child

I have a couple of scars on my abdomen from appendix and another op (but hidden scars) and a very small scar on my left temple where I had a benign growth removed last November.

 

[fatboy]

I have a scar on my forehead.

The police never did find out what happened but my best mate spent a night in the police cells and a pint glass was taken away as evidence!!!

 

[Dover]

Scar down left arm. Burned myself with acid, just prior to the Palace home game. Still went to the game.

Scar on chin. Drilled metal with pillar drill as 16 yr old.

Scar just above lip. Dodged caly pigeon trap as 14 yr old

 

[Easy 10]

Jesus, what a bunch of MUTANTS on NSC.

 

[ManxSeagull]

8" scar across my shoulder from an operation to cure a constant dislocating shoulder.

Didn't work still managed to dislocate it again playing football (in the process of scoring during a goalmouth scramble),

Also two slight scars (1 on eyebrow and 1 on side of head) from an operation to plate a fractured cheekbone against whilst playing football.

 

[poke]

ive got a scar on my bum from when i got knocked over when i was 11

 

[Trigger]

2 scars on right hand, 3 scars on right knee, none are too big though thankfully!

 

[graz126]

scar in middle of forehead from golf club
and scar on inside of left ankle from having two screws put in to hold bottom of my ankle on. from playing football. i had epidurel so i could stay awake and watch the op. marvelous scenes indeed.

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

Nice scar on back of head where they had to seal it back together with plastic skin while at primary school - don't swing on chairs!!!

too many scars to count on my legs from playing football

a fairly nice one on each elbow from diving around on hard cricket pitches. Have dislocated almost every finger from playing cricket and they are now pretty bent as a result (although my fiancee doesn't seem to mind)

 

[Lush]

Nice scar on back of head where they had to seal it back together with plastic skin while at primary school - don't swing on chairs!!!

Sorry but that is the funniest thing I've read all week. But then I also laugh at old ladies on icy pavements.....

 

[Easy 10]

I also have a small scar on my chin. When I was about 12, we went on holiday, and one night I tried to jump out of the hotel window...we were on the 8th floor. I crashed through the glass and landed on the balcony. Had we been on the other side of the hotel, where there were no balconies, I would not be writing this tonight.

For the rest of the holiday, my dad had to build a barricade out of furniture, sunbeds, and inflatables up against the windows in case I tried my trick again.

I'm growing a goaty at the moment, but I can't seem to grow any hair on the scar tissue. Tch.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Born in Leeds.

Scarred for life.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I've got two webbed toes