Do you have any scars or physical abnormalities ?

[Albion Rob]

Got a scar on a finger from opening a window wrong at secondary school.

Got a scar on my right leg from jumping over barbed wire and not quite making it.

And finally got a chipped front tooth following a harrowing skateboarding accident when I was about eight.

 

[WATFORD O]

I have a 12 inch cock.......

 

[Danny Seagull's Mate]

A scar across my index and middle fingers on my right hand. I was posting flyers with my dad when I was about 8 years old and a huge alsatian bit into my hand and wouldn't let go.

I fainted and my fingers had to be sewn back on

 

[rool]

I have a 12 inch cock.......

Yes, when is the op to have that removed from your arse Watty

 

[The Great Cornholio]

OK - you've just reminded me of something I was going to do for a couple of guys at work. The picture is of my size 14 left foot. When I showed it to mates at work, we had a hysterical afternoon discussing the possibilites of hiring it out by the hour (if you get my meaning!). Also, a rubber mould was mentioned if Ann Summers were interested!

Hope this doesn't put you off your food (Or ruin you BINTS from going with ordinary men! )

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Have I put everyone off their food yet?

 

[CHAPPERS]

f*** me, that's class!!

I've got a few scars on the side of my head from when i got punched down the stairs outside the Honey Club and my head broke my fall before i got kicked in the face a few times,

bag wondered why i had tried to write stuff in the side of my head due to these the other day, silly bitch! (Just kiddin' bag).

 

[Hilton]

I have a 7-8 inch scar across my back, no idea how it got there, it just appeared, and seems to be growing gradually. Scar on my foot from when I was about 3 and tried to help with the gardening, and put the garden fork through my foot. Various scars on my face from where a dog bit me, and on the top of my head from bumping into various things(eg. sides of swimming pools).

 

[Rambo]

I have a scar on the back of my hand where my dad burnt me with a soldering iron (not on purpose I was holding a wire for him and he couldnt see properly)
I have two chipped fron teeth from falling off the top of a car when drunk (much like Stuart McCall in that clip).
Numerous on legs from football.
I also have a small piece of my ear missing (no I wasnt in a fight with Mike Tyson) I was born with it missing.

 

[tedebear]

I've got a scar on my knee where I got knocked off my bike on a highway by another girl bike rider on the way home from school one, I have a dodgy eyebrow cause I cut it when I was little and it never grew back properly...and a chicken pox scar above it...

and I have a small scar/purple mark on my *ahem* where I got hit by a golfball full whack...

adn I have no hair on my right hand thumb as I poured a jug of boiling water on it and burned all the pores when I was trying to make my mum a cuppa when I was litte....

 

[Kryten]

got a scar on my right foot, after having some work done on it couple of years ago

 

[Sussex on Leith]

I have a scar under my left eye from a piggyback accident a few years back, gained when my glasses hit the kerb and my face at exactly the same time. Mind, the (six-foot) girl I was carrying lost her front teeth, so I suppose I was the lucky one.

 

[OFAHrulz]

Nope....I am perfect...HeHe



Let the X-Mas drinking begin..

 

[Blackadder]

I badly scalded my left arm as a baby ( 3 months in Hospital). The scar goes from my left hand to my left shoulder.

Also had my appendix out as a tot (more time in Hospital. Lucky Childhood eh?).

Scar on my left knee. Cartiliage removed when I was 18 (Football).

 

[Gary Nelson]

1) Ducked under a fence when I was about 10. Didnt duck low enough and a bit of wire tore my eyelid.
2) Fell on a stump of wood when I was 16, went through my knee leaving me with a 3 inch scare that looks like a vagina across my knee. When they were sowing it up the bottom 'flap' wouldnt stop shaking from shock which made it difficult to sow up Im told. In the winter it goes blue and in the summer it goes red.



I also had the misfortune to be wearing pants that day. Sat in casualty for 3 hours with just my pants on

 

[Rambo]

I also had the misfortune to be wearing pants that day. Sat in casualty for 3 hours with just my pants on

No less than an Estate Agent deserves!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I was born with 6 toes on my left foot, have the scar to prove it.

Not quite as freaky as above foot pic (must be something in the water)

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

well I was going to describe my appendix scar ..................

 

[zefarelly]

scar on the middle of my chest . . . .stabbed with a brake lever in a cycling accident

scar on the inside of my left forearm, jumping over a flint wall playing 44 save all.

scars on my knees from ops

scar on my nose from going for a burton in the playground when I was about 5

loads on my fingers and hands from scalpels, spanners, knives, hammers, assorted garage tools and assorted wild/stray machinery.

 

[poke]

...and a chicken pox scar above it...

ive got chicken pox scars aswell