[Misc] Do you do a fart walk 🤔

[Is it PotG?]

 

[BluesRockDJ]

Used to ignite them with a lighter in my Navy days

 

[AmexRuislip]

Used to ignite them with a lighter in my Navy days

Did you ever see Mr Methane in any of the NAAFI's you might have allegedly frequented

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Surely very dangerous to do at a certain age?

My approach - walk down the street, feel a fart coming on. Stop, but so as not to look like a nutter, performatively turn back and hold my chin as if to suggest 'hmmmm did I leave my glasses at home?' , this in turn allows me to check the coast is clear at the rear. If it is, depth charges are away. Once the sub has been sunk, I do a visual exclamation as if to suggest 'nope! It's OK, they're in my pocket' before turning back to continue.

In the most decent and poetic explanation I can manage, this process: stops one shitting ones self.

Simply magnificent…..

 

[pearl]

Used to ignite them with a lighter in my Navy days

 

[Is it PotG?]

We ALL made of these for the wooden school chairs..... didn't we?

 

[Screaming J]

.......every time I leave the house if I'm honest. Which means at least twice a day I can blame the dog!

 

[Bodian]

Why do men and boys think f*rts are funny? As a mother of three boys, I’ve had to put up with many silly fart jokes etc.

More to the point, why don't women find them funny?

 

[wellquickwoody]

Fart running much funnier. Stride ‘parp’ stride ‘parp’ stride ‘parp’ stride ‘parp’ etc. Think I managed a 10 sequence in my youth.

 

[pearl]

More to the point, why don't women find them funny?

They do really

 

[Albion my Albion]

Fart running much funnier

Other people tell me that fart underwater swimming is the funniest. Of course I have never done it but watching the bubbles float up from your arse is quite funny and there is no denying it or blaming someone else.

 

[golddene]

Always try and beat your own record in fart steps I’m up to about 4 on a good day

Amateur!

 

[AmexRuislip]

@swindonseagull has been known to drop the odd silent one, when serving the Queen truffles on a Tristar back in the day!

 

[Jack Straw]

If it's good enough for Arsene Wenger, it's good enough for me.

What the heck is a fart walk? Why this practice is being hailed as the secret to healthy aging

Exercise is beneficial. This practice is no different, physicians say

uk.yahoo.com

 

[swindonseagull]

@swindonseagull has been known to drop the odd silent one, when serving the Queen truffles on a Tristar back in the day!

Always remember the jam jars in the crew room at Benson with turds recovered from Royal Flights … was like a guess who….

 

[AmexRuislip]

Always remember the jam jars in the crew room at Benson with turds recovered from Royal Flights … was like a guess who….

I did hear of such things when occasionally driving for TQF

 

[portlock seagull]

Mate on a reasonably packed train once overheard someone on their phone in the carriage tell their friend “I think someone just died, I’ve got to move and will call you back…” which he did all he could not to start laughing at as the perpetrator. My father in law went one better once when he dropped one so bad a colleague was sick! I mean, that’s impressive - the holy grail for farters everywhere.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Any excuse

 

[BN9 BHA]

Why do men and boys think f*rts are funny? As a mother of three boys, I’ve had to put up with many silly fart jokes etc.

Jokes are better than the smells

 

[Trevor]

My father-in-law used to apparently do these and I remember my mother-in-law giving him an evil look whenever someone looked around. Imagine our surprise when after he had passed away, the farting continued.