Diver-boy Zaha [Merged threads]

[amexee]

So what did that performance do for his valuation?

 

[Sandwich]

20 million! More like 20 quid.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

So what did that performance do for his valuation?

May have an England cap now, but with a performance like what ive heard* - its probably dropped a bit.

*= Havent actually seen the game as Masterchef was on and that was better so im going by what is on Twitter and NSC.

 

[Glenn-Murray]

So what did that performance do for his valuation?

Absolutely nothing. He got 5 minutes so couldn't exactly do anything meaningful.

 

[supaseagull]

Saw him fall over. f***ing cock- piss off palace scum.

 

[Glenn-Murray]

*= Havent actually seen the game as Masterchef was on and that was better so im going by what is on Twitter and NSC.

He did very little because he had very little time. He beat his man a couple of times, he lost the ball out wide at one point and he got fouled and at one point tried to put in a cross that didn't come off. Pretty much it.

 

[TrevorDove]

Absolutely nothing. He got 5 minutes so couldn't exactly do anything meaningful.

Apart from give away a couple of goal kicks and fall over the ball.

 

[northstandsteve]

Absolutely nothing. He got 5 minutes so couldn't exactly do anything meaningful.

But he's world class and they make differences at any time.

 

[Tomnorthi]

"The fall of the British Empire #ZahasFault"

 

[TrevorDove]

He did very little because he had very little time. He beat his man a couple of times, he lost the ball out wide at one point and he got fouled and at one point tried to put in a cross that didn't come off. Pretty much it.

Ha ha.

Spectacles. Tinted. Rose.

Put that into a sentence (if you can, ask mummy to help if not)

 

[Bean]

He did very little because he had very little time. He beat his man a couple of times, he lost the ball out wide at one point and he got fouled and at one point tried to put in a cross that didn't come off. Pretty much it.

He got fouled but no free kick was given. Brilliant.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

He did very little because he had very little time. He beat his man a couple of times, he lost the ball out wide at one point and he got fouled and at one point tried to put in a cross that didn't come off. Pretty much it.

It didn't work out as you hoped. He took a dive, and misplaced a pass. He was not given a lot of time - but it was not very impressive by any measurement. It is not the end of the world.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

He did very little because he had very little time. He beat his man a couple of times, .

my telly must be on the blink.

 

[Sandwich]

Ha ha. Now we have seen Zaha do his falling down and know that he is rubbish. Palace are only at the top of the league cos of cheating. We will be top soon.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Ha ha. Now we have seen Zaha do his falling down and know that he is rubbish. Palace are only at the top of the league cos of cheating. We will be top soon.

Hm. Putting you down as a Palace troll.

 

[SE25]

Buckley had a great game for England tonight, oh wait....

 

[northstandsteve]

6 minutes and you f****d it up !!!!

 

[Twizzle]

20 million! More like 20 quid.

Sorry mate but £20 smackeroons is 5 pints.
Get some perspective please.

2 bob player

 

[Glenn-Murray]

6 minutes and you f****d it up !!!!

You are all SO jealous. He got 6 minutes in a shitty friendly against Ibrahimovic FC, and yet he has still achieved more than any of your players have this season

Have a look at the league table if you're still confused.

 

[Twizzle]

He did very little because he had very little time. He beat his man a couple of times, he lost the ball out wide at one point and he got fouled and at one point tried to put in a cross that didn't come off. Pretty much it.

Do f*** off, he was utter shit. Facked.