Di Matteo willing to loan out Lukaku and de Bruyne

[Seagull58]

Can you imagine having Essien sitting in the middle of the park chopping the oppos in half whenever they DARE to cross the halfway line? I know it'll never happen but Oh My it would be fun to see.

 

[OSRGull]

Oh come on. You can't HONESTLY believe people thought Ibrahimovic, Essien or Guiseppi Rossi could realistically join.

Sarcasm - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

There was someone actually being serious about the Ibrahimovic thing though ...

And also Diego Forlan, I mean come on !

 

[StillHateBellotti]

Another cringeworthy thread.

We are NOT a top half premiership club.

Some people are deluded!

How the f*** is this cringeworthy! I do though completely agree that we are not a top half premiership team as last seasons Championship table clearly shows .

just wondered whether or not Gus would have a chance of working his magic.

 

[StonehamPark]

I hear Lukaku signing is imminent.

 

[pasty]

Maybe if we let Chelsea win in the friendly they'll let us take Lukaku on loan

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

De Bruyne was linked with Saints about a month ago, so I'd say more likely to go to prem club than Championship!

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

At this point I'd like to remind everyone that we have a former Man United goalkeeper, Valencia hero and England left back in our squad...

Nothing is impossible!

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Another cringeworthy thread.

We are NOT a top half premiership club.

Some people are deluded!

People need to get a grip FFS.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

At this point I'd like to remind everyone that we have a former Man United goalkeeper, Valencia hero and England left back in our squad...

Nothing is impossible!

They're all over 30 not some of the hottest prospects in England.

 

[Aadam]

At this point I'd like to remind everyone that we have a former Man United goalkeeper, Valencia hero and England left back in our squad...

Nothing is impossible!

Assuming Vicente is the hero, you forgot uncle Bruno in your list.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You are a rapscallion.

Messing with your mind, is my favourite hobby Mr Mellor.

"Does he mean it? Surely not? He's joking, right? Or is he? Fucks sake.."

 

[Bladders]

Come on Gus he is your mate after all!

...........and when Roman fires him by Christmas and he's back managing in League 1 he'll be begging Gus for some of our youngsters to go on loan to who ever he's with by then.

 

[StonehamPark]

It saddens me what we've barely started pre-season and already the moaners have emerged.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I know we've made a few class signings but come on guys, you're letting this go way over the top.

The last 2 weeks I've seen people thinking we've actually got a chance in signing

Ibrahimovic
Lukaku
Diego Forlan
Michael Essien
Roque Santa Cruz
Guiseppe Rossi


Come on guys really? We're a club who's aiming to get promotion to the Premier League, not a club who's pushing for a top 4 spot in the Prem.

who on earth seriously suggested signing zlatan?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

who on earth seriously suggested signing zlatan?

Nobody did.

 

[Bladders]

Nobody did.

.....Anyway, he turns into a clodhopper when playing on these shores. Would barely get in the Orient line up.

 

[Bladders]

Nobody did.

.....Anyway, he turns into a clodhopper when playing on these shores. Would barely get in the Orient line up.

 

[OSRGull]

Yes they did, it was Z-a-m-o-r-a

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Yes they did, it was Z-a-m-o-r-a

Sarcasm flew over your head did it!

Yaya Toure, Ibrahimovic - good feet for big men.

I have a feeling we'll get him, this must have been the Inter Milan connection Bozza was talking about.

shame then that he plays for AC

But he used to play for Inter

I really really am hoping that was a joke !

Don't forget he speaks Spanish from his time at Barca - stranger things have happened...

Oh. Dear. God! Once the most expensive footballer in the world. Looked dynamite still at the Euro's. Tell me this-who exactly do you think will stump up the £150k per week that he'll expect to be paid?

He's getting on a bit though, it could happen. We signed Vicente after all!? Tony Bloom is richer than you think. Plus I heard he's tempted by the facilities of the Martial Art's Centre on Lewes Road as he finds these kinds of facilities well below par in Milan.

You honestly really have, let this get to your head.

There's absolute no chance in hell Zlatan Ibrahimovic is going to come to Brighton.

If you think otherwise, you belong in a mental health institute.

Oh contrare mon ami! Zlatan is IMMINENT! The stars point a tinkerbelled foot in his direction. Wappioookokkkkooooooowwwww! Gnang gnang gnang!