Desert Island Dogs

[csider]

Started playing a game in the pub yesterday where you have to nominate a fat ugly bird and say who long would you last on a desert island before you would f*** her.

You can play in secret as all you need to do is say 'desert' when a munter waks past, then your playing partner says a figure that relates to the months.

Anyone else got any degrading pub games such as Desert Island Dogs.....?

 

[caesar]

"Months" - i thought we were talking hours!!

 

[csider]

seconds in denim mans game

 

[caesar]

To quote the barmaid - "i am not sure about the mix and match denim look"

 

[csider]

 

[Fazz62]

Started playing a game in the pub yesterday where you have to nominate a fat ugly bird and say who long would you last on a desert island before you would f*** her.

You can play in secret as all you need to do is say 'desert' when a munter waks past, then your playing partner says a figure that relates to the months.

Anyone else got any degrading pub games such as Desert Island Dogs.....?

csider

Maybe the woman in the pub were playing the same game as you?

Where they nominate a thick ugly bloke and say how long they would last on a desert island before they would f*** him?

 

[csider]

that would be you then you f***ing div........f*** off.,

 

[csider]

csider

Maybe the woman in the pub were playing the same game as you?

Where they nominate a thick ugly bloke and say how long they would last on a desert island before they would f*** him?

oi thicko........if it was a woman she would be on her own, do you mean WOMEN?? Spastic!!

 

[NMH]

csider

Maybe the woman in the pub were playing the same game as you?

Where they nominate a thick ugly bloke and say how long they would last on a desert island before they would f*** him?

What does that have to do with anything?

You sound like a pissed-off chick who doesn't like blokes being sexist.
It's a normal passtime, so pop over to North Stand Polls and moderate.

 

[Fazz62]

What does that have to do with anything?

You sound like a pissed-off chick who doesn't like blokes being sexist.
It's a normal passtime, so pop over to North Stand Polls and moderate.

NMH

"You sound like a pissed-off chick who doesn't like blokes being sexist."

You sound like a pissed-off bloke who doesn't like women playing you at your own game.

 

[csider]

I love polls that start figthts...........Fazz, sorry to have to correct you but you are the thick one, some may even say a window licker.

 

[NMH]

NMH

"You sound like a pissed-off chick who doesn't like blokes being sexist."

You sound like a pissed-off bloke who doesn't like women playing you at your own game.

No, I don't care what women 'play' about men.
Apparently, some women care about what men play about women though - and you are that point I'm making.

Example; when the Scandinavian and German visitors were in Brighton for the summer, I often used to enjoy their company. Imagine, GREAT looking girls, looking for a holiday romance, and only here for a few weeks - no games, no time-wasting, and sex with more sex. The A-rabs and underdog types used to sniff around them all the time, but they'd worry about the ladies talking about them....while I wasn't worried one bit.
Result; NMH laid, paranoids skulking away getting nowhere.
Conclusion; worrying about what women say about you privately is a waste of time, and won't get you laid (and especially when you tell them to talk in your language, thereby telling them you are paranoid)

Now about you; rough? loser with men? got attitude because you can't score?
It all adds up to a resounding "yes" on all counts I'm afraid luv.

B'bye now

 

[csider]

No, I don't care what women 'play' about men.
Apparently, some women care about what men play about women though - and you are that point I'm making.

Example; when the Scandinavian and German visitors were in Brighton for the summer, I often used to enjoy their company. Imagine, GREAT looking girls, looking for a holiday romance, and only here for a few weeks - no games, no time-wasting, and sex with more sex. The A-rabs and underdog types used to sniff around them all the time, but they'd worry about the ladies talking about them....while I wasn't worried one bit.
Result; NMH laid, paranoids skulking away getting nowhere.
Conclusion; worrying about what women say about you privately is a waste of time, and won't get you laid (and especially when you tell them to talk in your language, thereby telling them you are paranoid)

Now about you; rough? loser with men? got attitude because you can't score?
It all adds up to a resounding "yes" on all counts I'm afraid luv.

B'bye now

and no more comments from Fuzz

 

[NMH]

and no more comments from Fuzz

Don't count on it csider, hell hath no fury like a rough bint scorned

 

[csider]

Don't count on it csider, hell hath no fury like a rough bint scorned

think she would have to go without on the island.

prob not replied cos she is in the kitchen doing the dinner......

 

[Fazz62]

think she would have to go without on the island.

prob not replied cos she is in the kitchen doing the dinner......

csider

"prob not replied cos she is in the kitchen doing the dinner......"

Correct csider.

Now it is time for you and NMH to go to bed.
And if your lucky i will read you a story later on tonight to help you go to sleep.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What about the Shag/Marry/Cruise game?

As seen on Gavin & Stacey.

You come up with three names- typically celebrities- and you have to choose which one you'd shag, which one you'd marry, and which one you'd go on a year long round-the-world cruise with.

For example: Anne Robinson, Jodie Marsh and Kerry Katona.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

No, in fact I'll give you three more to choose from.

Ann Widdecombe, Judy Finnegan and Felicity Kendal

 

[Fazz62]

No, in fact I'll give you three more to choose from.

Ann Widdecombe, Judy Finnegan and Felicity Kendal

EK

Can i join in?

which one you'd shag, Tom Cruise

which one you'd marry Donald Trump

and which one you'd go on a year long round-the-world cruise with Alan Wicker

 

[Fixtures]

I have to say that having read the exchange above, of NMH, csider and Fazz, Fazz is the only one who comes out of it with any credit.

NMH admits to being a cheap slag and csider sounds like he is way too young to go in pubs in the first place.