Desert Island Dogs

[csider]

Im only 6............and know the dif' between women and women.

You I presume are an old fart.?

 

[Fazz62]

Im only 6............and know the dif' between women and women.

You I presume are an old fart.?

csider

"You I presume are an old fart"

Dont know about Fixtures.
But for the record I am an old fart.
Hope this helps.

 

[One True BHA]

me and my pals sometimes used to play fat thursday and chinky tuesday.

happy times

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Fazz that's cheating, you can't choose the three yourself

You have to pick from three selected by another person. In which case, here's your three (and you can't say "none of them"!):

1. Richard Madeley
2. David Walliams
3. Alan Hansen

 

[Fixtures]

Im only 6............and know the dif' between women and women.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. . .

:thud:

 

[Fixtures]

You I presume are an old fart.?

You can check here: :aprofile:

(That should keep him occupied for a while, snigger).

 

[Fazz62]

Fazz that's cheating, you can't choose the three yourself

You have to pick from three selected by another person. In which case, here's your three (and you can't say "none of them"!):

1. Richard Madeley
2. David Walliams
3. Alan Hansen

EK

Then it would have to be Alan Hansen for his manly feature (forehead scar), and his "no nonense" commentary on MOTD.

I'm starting to have a hot flush just thinking about it.

EK

Is it to late to change my answer?

 

[NMH]

I have to say that having read the exchange above, of NMH, csider and Fazz, Fazz is the only one who comes out of it with any credit.

NMH admits to being a cheap slag and csider sounds like he is way too young to go in pubs in the first place.

Cheap slag it is
Slutty bastard, me :yahoo:

(but I avoid the menopausal, as I have more sense. That's time to trade them in for a younger model)

 

[Fazz62]

Cheap slag it is
Cheap slag it is QUOTE]

NMH

You and me have something in common then, despite the gender gap.

Cheap slag it is

Slutty bastard, me :yahoo:

 

[csider]

Drew a blank on this one recently as someone said he could not give a score and would not f*** the big old biffer who walked in.

 

[vegster]

I think that in all these games, the obvious accelerant, alcohol, has been neglected.
I have walked in to quiet pubs when the one barmaid there is a "falls short " in obvious looks. However, after the third sherbet she becomes almost immediately shaggable... seems to work all the time for me.... mind you it does caramelise your liver

 

[vegster]

Fazz that's cheating, you can't choose the three yourself

You have to pick from three selected by another person. In which case, here's your three (and you can't say "none of them"!):

1. Richard Madeley
2. David Walliams
3. Alan Hansen

hey, That does not count as Walliams goes both ways

 

[1067Seagull]

csider

"prob not replied cos she is in the kitchen doing the dinner......"

Correct csider.

Now it is time for you and NMH to go to bed.
And if your lucky i will read you a story later on tonight to help you go to sleep.

dear mrs fazz,

pleese ignore the rude boys, i always like you posts like cos you talk sense and stuff

if i pm,d you my mobile number cuold you talk DIRTY to adrie and me, cos althogh we have been out on the pull many times this term at uni adrie,s never got more than a snogg from a fat bird who complaned about his bad breath, and i got a cloth tit but no more.

you cuold do more him first then me, as it might be a bit gay if we were both listening together and reach the vinnegar strokes together, and we,re both not marmite lovers as i,m shure you no. if you were pretending to be in the away kit when talking , not the one the GULLS where, but you no the stokings and stuff that they wear in NUTS, that would be fab and you wuold make two young studs you have not dun much studding this term very happy

many thanks

1067 x