David Rodríguez Sánchez. Confirmed signing.

[Grombleton]

Billy Davies has just been spotted at Gatwick airport holding a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold.

He's a kinky ****er.

 

[Urchin]

Google says...

"The Real Club Celta and striker David Rodriguez have agreed today expelling footballer. Talavera striker, who contributed to the rise of the team to the First Division two seasons ago with a high degree of commitment and dedication will be remembered by the club and celtismo with love and high esteem.



The Real Club Celta want to thank David for his exemplary behavior and professionalism during his time in the whole sky, and wish him great success in his new football career."

Would suggest its a permanent deal?

 

[James Bond's body double]

Lets call him Large Spanish Dave (LSD)

 

[Everest]

Google says...

"The Real Club Celta and striker David Rodriguez have agreed today expelling footballer. Talavera striker, who contributed to the rise of the team to the First Division two seasons ago with a high degree of commitment and dedication will be remembered by the club and celtismo with love and high esteem.

The Real Club Celta want to thank David for his exemplary behavior and professionalism during his time in the whole sky, and wish him great success in his new football career."

Bing says...

Real Club Celta and striker David Rodriguez agreed today the decoupling of footballer. Talaverano RAM, which contributed to the rise of the team to the first Division for two seasons with a high degree of commitment and delivery, will be remembered by the club and the celtology with love and great esteem.

Real Club Celta wants to thank David for his exemplary behavior and professionalism during his time in the celestial conjunction as well wish him great success in his new soccer career.


TBH, I'd much rather be decoupled than expelled.
And "celestial conjunction" sounds much classier than "whole sky".

 

[Biscuit]

He's foreign. Therefore he's utterly brilliant and will set the Championship on fire.

 

[TonyW]

Another video

This stupid sodding iPad won't let me watch any of these

 

[Husty]

Woosh.

 

[TonyW]

He's foreign. Therefore he's utterly brilliant and will set the Championship on fire.

Nuff said.

 

[dwayne]

So good goal scoring record in Spanish second division. Seems like when celta went up to la liga they deemed him not good enough for top flight and loaned him back out to gijon in the league below.

Appears not to have played a game this season?

On paper looks a good solid signing especially as the fee is likely to be low but not getting too carried away......

 

[shaolinpunk]

Spanish Rod

 

[Ernest]

I'd rather HAVE Wilbrahim

 

[grummitts gloves]

Someone just has, lets await her reply.

She says she doesn't know anything about it.

 

[Biscuit]

Another video

3:45, he's played at the Withdean!

 

[CheeseRolls]

Just a cotton pickin minute !

Soccerbase claims he is English !

http://http://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=53682

Get Rid Quick ! Not premiership ready etc.

 

[muzzledseagull]

bloody big lad isnt he!

 

[tinycowboy]

Get the Gatwick airport working, contract waving, Vicente finder to work!

Someone needs to cover Dyke Road nurseries too, if he has kids.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Celta's website says something like:

The Real Club Celta and striker David Rodriguez have agreed today to part company. The striker from Talavera, who contributed to the team's promotion to the First Division two seasons ago with a high degree of commitment and dedication, will be remembered by the club and Celta fans with love and high esteem.
*
Celta want to thank David for his exemplary behaviour and professionalism during his time with the Celta 'firmament' (bit awkward that, can't think of a literal translation that does it justice), and wish him great success in his new football career.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

It sounds like he has been released.

 

[daveinprague]

 

[Zebedee]

Yes please. Sign him up.