Daily Mail-o-matic

[Stat Brother]

Daily Mail-o-matic | qwghlm.co.uk

It's a good 30-40 seconds of fun.

 

[Driver 8]

WILL CYCLISTS GIVE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY CANCER?

Not sure it works 100%!

 

[Stat Brother]

It doesn't take long for one that does to pop up:-

HAS TWITTER MOLESTED COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

COULD THE EURO DEVALUE BRITAIN'S FARMERS?

HAVE IMMIGRANTS TURNED YOUR HOUSE GAY?

 

[El Presidente]

WILL THE UNEMPLOYED SCROUNGE OFF BRITAIN'S SWANS?

Wise words from The Mail!

 

[Scampi]

WILL LESBIANS HAVE SEX WITH YOUR PENSION?

I reckon you could do a really good one for the guardian too.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

WILL LESBIANS HAVE SEX WITH YOUR PENSION?

I reckon you could do a really good one for the guardian too.

And the Daily Express

BRITAIN TO BE PLUNGED INTO THE ICE AGE WHEN INTEREST RATES HIT 25% NEXT WEEK

 

[Cheshire Cat]

WILL FEMINISM GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS SWINE FLU?

The answer has to be a definite yes, yes it will.

Be warned.

 

[Sussax]

I don't mind The Daily Mail, It's the communist left The Guardian that you have to watch out for.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

IS THE LABOUR PARTY MAKING YOUR PETS IMPOTENT?

Damn lefties

 

[Blackadder]

Has the labour party given the conservative party diabetes?

 

[Don Quixote]

I don't mind The Daily Mail, It's the communist left The Guardian that you have to watch out for.

I imagine you have never read it.

 

[Horsham Gull]

has facebook stolen from your pension?

IS THE BBC DEFRAUDING TAXPAYERS' MONEY?​

 

[Sussax]

I imagine you have never read it.

I HAVE read the Daily Mail, but NOT the Guardian.

 

[Hyperion]

Is Brussels giving Cliff Richard Cancer?

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Is Brussels giving Cliff Richard Cancer?

No,but it gives everybody a headache!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I HAVE read the Daily Mail, but NOT the Guardian.

That explains it. How can one judge something that one has not seen/read/heard or whatever.

and yes, I have read the Daily Mail..... unfortunately .... and the Daily Express

 

[Dowling93]

Could gays give britain's farmers diabetes?

 

[Dusty_Fryer]

Could binge drinking have sex with property prices?

 

[Philzo-93]

Are lesbians damaging your pension

 

[gripper stebson]

IS HEALTH & SAFETY INFECTING YOUR PENSION WITH AIDS?

I didn't think it was but now you mention it...