Daily Mail-o-matic

[Dusty_Fryer]

COULD FILTH ON TELEVISION GIVE YOUR PENSION CANCER

One of the funniest things I've seen for ages! Well played!

 

[HovaGirl]

Has facebook burgled drivers?

 

[Badger]

Have feral children molested property prices?

 

[attila]

Utterly superb, that. Nicked for my FB page.

 

[leigull]

Could the internet have sex with your daughters?

Could your local council steal the identity of the memory of diana?

 

[Postman Pat]

Has Channel 4 turned your house gay?

Will Muslims kill Cliff Richard?

ARE TEACHERS HAVING SEX WITH BRITAIN'S SWANS?

 

[attila]

Has political correctness defrauded your mortgage?

 

[GreersElbow]

I'm quite enjoying the David Blunkett Policy Maker...

 

[Hamilton]

My favourite so far...

COULD BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS TURN BRITAIN'S SWANS GAY?

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm surprised this still has NSC legs.
I clicked on and this was showing, which pretty much explains why it's still page 1 fodder:-

WILL MUSLIMS IMPREGNATE THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

 

[trueblue]

Love it.

ARE THE FRENCH MAKING CLIFF RICHARD OBESE?

WILL GYPSIES GIVE HOMEOWNERS AIDS?

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

It's uncannily DM

" Will the BBC kill the countryside? "

" Has the Loony Left hurt British justice? "

" Are the Germans ruining England? "

and my fave..

" Could the Euro scrounge off Cliff Richard? "