[Football] D1rty N0rtherner/S0uthern S0ftie

[Paxton Dazo]

How's the hangover this morning? I can recommend a Berocca and a cheeky wank if you're still suffering.

In the opposite order of course ..

 

[maresfield seagull]

 

[5Ways Gull]

Always liked that famous picture of southern softie Vinnie Jones trying to disconnect dirty northerner Paul Gascoigne from his manhood.

 

[TugWilson]

Stoke is in the midlands. Not sure what the derogatory term for them is

Please see @Bodian #38 , says it for me .

 

[pure_white]

Please see @Bodian #38 , says it for me .

Large chorus of dirty northern b@stards tonight.
And they were dirty and outplayed

 

[The Mole]

As someone born in the South, spent most of my childhood in the Midlands and have lived in the North for nearly 40 years I’m going to be offended!!!!

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Well I think you are all a bunch of soft southern shandy drinking blouse wearing wussies. Whereas I am a hard nosed, no nonsense, call a spade a spade, northern bastard

Dave in the middle of the Caribbean Sea heading from Tobago to Dominica

Took ages to get the Wi-Fi to work at sea to find out the stoke result.

 

[Brovion]

Still remember going to see Terry Garoghan at the Dome. He was talking about Brighton and where people come from.
"Anyone here from the North?" he asked the audience.
"Yes!" someone shouted.
"Oh great! Where are you from?"
"Hassocks!"

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

It's not offensive, but singing "X is a shithole, I wanna to go home" is just f**king moronioc.

 

[erkan]

It's not offensive, but singing "X is a shithole, I wanna to go home" is just f**king moronioc.

is very good at Fulham

 

[Pondicherry]

There's further north? oh my, that must be grim.

Gatwick