Crystal Palace Ultras rebranded

[yxee]

They all look like Domino's delivery boys

they even carry pizza-shaped pouches

 

[Pat McCrotch]

never has there been a more nigel collection of nigels than this lot

basically they can't afford to pay stewards

f***ing geeks. Looks like most of them should be on the register

 

[Blackadder]

That is very funny. The photo has a definite look of 'Care in the Community' about it.

You can picture the scene:

Fan - "Hi GamesMaker - where do I sit?"

GamesMaker - "I don't know - Me got a new uniform."

Corrected for you.

 

[W.C.]

WHY has this not been photo shopped yet?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

CRYSTAL Palace FC is recruiting its own games makers after being inspired by those at London 2012.

The CPFC Games Makers will be equipped with stadium maps...

Stadium maps! This is Shithurst Park we're talking about here not the Nou Camp!

"Holmesdale? Yep, hook a right and take any one of the 5,000 empty seats you want."

 

[Triggaaar]

in the traditional of never having an idea of their own (eg slagging off our coaches to home games for years, then starting an identical scheme themselves)

All of this information, along with things like their attendance swing from 50k to 4k etc, needs to be kept together in a nice, easy to use, laugh at the Nigels package. This latest effort needs to be saved for posterity.

 

[WhingForPresident]

 

[Triggaaar]

Stadium maps! Stadium maps! Christ this is Shithurst Park we're talking about here not the Nou Camp!

"Holmesdale? Yep, hook a right and take any one of the 5,000 empty seats you want."

'Hello, what have you come to see today, the swimming, cycling, basketball, or maybe just a park ticket for the day?'
'We've got tickets for the main stadium'
'Lovely, you're in for a treat. The main stadium is the just through here, have a lovely day'

 

[slinky]

oooh i really hope that they are working on the 1st of December, can you imagine, them approaching a load of Brighton fans, and still have any self respect afterwards?

They will have the shit ripped out of them BIG TIME

 

[Doc Lynam]

never has there been a more nigel collection of nigels than this lot

What do they have in their little red man bags?

There has to be Chloroform in there to start with.

 

[somerset]

f***ing geeks. Looks like most of them should be on the register

That picture is surely a snap of the cast from One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest!!

 

[gripper stebson]

What do they have in their little red man bags?

There has to be Chloroform in there to start with.

Bags of sweeties.

 

[Titus]

Would you approach the chap on the right to ask for assistance?

 

[gripper stebson]

I notice there are seven of them. I guess the other one who turned up to the 'Meet The Players' night is taking the photo.

 

[Deleted member 22389]

f***ing geeks. Looks like most of them should be on the register

lol

 

[Mackenzie]

Are they called the Crystal Palace Specials?

 

[Deleted member 22389]

CRYSTAL Palace FC is recruiting its own games makers after being inspired by those at London 2012.

The CPFC Games Makers will be equipped with stadium maps...

Stadium maps! This is Shithurst Park we're talking about here not the Nou Camp!

"Holmesdale? Yep, hook a right and take any one of the 5,000 empty seats you want."

Stadium maps lol, I have heard it all now.

 

[Deleted member 22389]

What do they have in their little red man bags?

There has to be Chloroform in there to start with.

Man bags at Palace too, what next a float at Pride next year?

 

[Triggaaar]

WHY has this not been photo shopped yet?

Because it doesn't need to be. It's perfect as it is.

 

[W.C.]

Because it doesn't need to be. It's perfect as it is.

you're not wrong