SJ's Love Monkey
Ambrose-ia
Odd list actually, granted Bromley would seem to be chavish but that's because Croychavs tend to visit Brommers as it has a better shopping centre and night life (which isn't saying a lot I know).
I blame that bastard Livingstone for letting little chay bastards travel on the 119 for free.
Better nightlife than Croydon? You can't move for pubs and clubs in the centre of Croydon, yes you might get a glass in your mush but there is plenty to do!