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SJ's Love Monkey

Ambrose-ia
Feb 8, 2005
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Just chuckling at Charlton
Odd list actually, granted Bromley would seem to be chavish but that's because Croychavs tend to visit Brommers as it has a better shopping centre and night life (which isn't saying a lot I know).

I blame that bastard Livingstone for letting little chay bastards travel on the 119 for free.

Better nightlife than Croydon? You can't move for pubs and clubs in the centre of Croydon, yes you might get a glass in your mush but there is plenty to do!
 








Cpt. Spavil

Well-known member
Mar 9, 2008
1,071
my ex lives in croydon lol

its such a shithole and everytime i saw her i wanted to laugh at palace fans there lol
 






















Parson Henry

New member
Jan 6, 2004
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Victor Bhanerjee's notebook
Well parts of Worthing and Haywards Heath are Chavvy, but ALL of Bromley is;) especially the bit where the main shops are. Think of a question where the answer is "An Utter Dive" and the words "Bromley is an" will be in there.


Says one with 'BEVEN FACKING DEAN' in their username.

I mean Bevendean.. the 'Beverly Hills of Brighton..near to Moulescoombe and Coldean. The place where lowlifes and muggers take self-defence lessons.

What a luvverly estate.

:lol:
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Says one with 'BEVEN FACKING DEAN' in their username.

I mean Bevendean.. the 'Beverly Hills of Brighton..near to Moulescoombe and Coldean. The place where lowlifes and muggers take self-defence lessons.

What a luvverly estate.

:lol:

Au Contraire mon brave!, nestled in the folds of the South Downs, with commanding views of the abbatoir and Rubbish Plant, Bevendean, (from the old english dell near the sparkling spring) evokes an air of quiet tranquility & ruthless hatred.

Baby rabbits and red deer gambol in the lush woodlands behind the converted bogs on Bear Road, and laughing children playfully lob lumps of paving at passers by on the Ancient Lewes Road, It's like a journey through some Tolkien-esque middle earth Hobbit town only smelling a bit more of Spesh and Ganj and populated by social cripples and glue sniffers.

Rising from the Vogue Gyratory like a latter day Florence Bevendean is the glittering jewel in the old Baubles crown.

Croydon, on the other hand, is a shit pit.
 


Parson Henry

New member
Jan 6, 2004
10,207
Victor Bhanerjee's notebook
Au Contraire mon brave!, nestled in the folds of the South Downs, with commanding views of the abbatoir and Rubbish Plant, Bevendean, (from the old english dell near the sparkling spring) evokes an air of quiet tranquility & ruthless hatred.

Baby rabbits and red deer gambol in the lush woodlands behind the converted bogs on Bear Road, and laughing children playfully lob lumps of paving at passers by on the Ancient Lewes Road, It's like a journey through some Tolkien-esque middle earth Hobbit town only smelling a bit more of Spesh and Ganj and populated by social cripples and glue sniffers.

Rising from the Vogue Gyratory like a latter day Florence Bevendean is the glittering jewel in the old Baubles crown.

Croydon, on the other hand, is a shit pit.

You wouldn't know a shit pit from a glass of red wine my friend.

:drink:
 




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