Craig Pawson

[Lady Whistledown]

...coz if it were Jack Taylor or Roger Kirkpatrick we'd have a chance on Friday wouldn't we?

View attachment 64421

Good point.

But the argument is: it's not like they NEED any help, is it? Yet they uncannily seem to receive it, despite being one of the most niggly, unpleasant teams you'll encounter. It came as a genuine surprise to me the first time I saw an Eddie Howe team play: he's so careful to cultivate this Mr Nice Guy image, yet his teams are inevitably utter, utter shits who take gamesmanship to new levels.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Good point.

But the argument is: it's not like they NEED any help, is it? Yet they uncannily seem to receive it, despite being one of the most niggly, unpleasant teams you'll encounter. It came as a genuine surprise to me the first time I saw an Eddie Howe team play: he's so careful to cultivate this Mr Nice Guy image, yet his teams are inevitably utter, utter shits who take gamesmanship to new levels.

Agree Edna, might need a couple of shandy-tops to calm me down pre-match come Friday tea-time

(All hyphened out now)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Agree Edna, might need a couple of shandy-tops to calm me down pre-match come Friday tea-time

What's the name of that winger they have, the one with the unfeasibly large head and the defective sense of balance? Obnoxious little player he was, last time I went to whatever their stadium is called these days.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

What's the name of that winger they have, the one with the unfeasibly large head and the defective sense of balance? Obnoxious little player he was, last time I went to whatever their stadium is called these days.

Not that Ritchie fellow?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Not that Ritchie fellow?

View attachment 64422

No, not Ritchie. He's the one with the stupid hair.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Question is, at what point will Bournemouth get their regulation, if not quite statutory penalty, and which of their diverse "stars" will earn it ?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Question is, at what point will Bournemouth get their regulation, if not quite statutory penalty, and which of their diverse "stars" will earn it ?

You're having some of my "Guess the minute" sweepstake then?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

What's the name of that winger they have, the one with the unfeasibly large head and the defective sense of balance? Obnoxious little player he was, last time I went to whatever their stadium is called these days.

Do you mean Harry Arter? Obnoxious little git - I think he's a winger (may be wrong).

He was on loan at Carlisle, and scored their 92nd minute equaliser to make it 3-3 at Withdean, and came and celebrated in front of the South Stand, around H block. Tosser.

I wish I'd seen his face after Bridcutt smashed in the winner after 94.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Do you mean Harry Arter? Obnoxious little git - I think he's a winger (may be wrong).

He was on loan at Carlisle, and scored their 92nd minute equaliser to make it 3-3 at Withdean, and came and celebrated in front of the South Stand, around H block. Tosser.

I wish I'd seen his face after Bridcutt smashed in the winner after 94.

I've just checked. Ryan Fraser is his name. Odious little twunt. Arter is more of a wild card, I believe he's usually nailed on for ten or twelve bookings per season.

 

[withdeanwombat]

I fancy a SWEEPSTAKE for the time of Bournemouth's (first) penalty. Who's in?

Sorry Edna, I missed this.

32nd minute - a 5.6 pirouette by................ hmmm................ Arter,(unmarked), two yards out of the area followed by half a dozen rolly polies towards the 6 yard box. Absolute stonewall penalty.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Sorry Edna, I missed this.

32nd minute - a 5.6 pirouette by................ hmmm................ Arter,(unmarked), two yards out of the area followed by half a dozen rolly polies towards the 6 yard box. Absolute stonewall penalty.

Good work. I've taken the liberty of starting an Official Thread on the subject and added your contribution