Could it get any worse?

[Caveman]

Quite frankly,you're as funny as a punch in the mouth Captain.

Funny that!

 

[Caveman]

And another thing Cavey baby....you are a bum worrying puddle jumper.



She loves you yeah,yeah,yeah and with a love like that..........

The only bum worrying is when you lot sh*t it.

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

I bet you're one of those palace hooligans who go round inciting violence at matches, you may get some dicks at Brighton, but you Palace idiots just go round looking for a punch-up, the last time i went to selhurst there was a bunch of twats who tried to start a fight.

Is that a slur on my otherwise unblemished character?
I'll say it is....and how!!
There's no getting the better of you,is there Einstein?


Now here's a funny thing....
My Mrs came back from work last night,she's *ahem* a 'lady' of the night.
I sez to 'er I sez..'How much you earn tonight then?'
'£1 and a penny' she sez.
'Who gave you the penny' I sez
'Farkin' all of 'em' she sez.
Da boom tish!

 

[Caveman]

I bet you're one of those palace hooligans who go round inciting violence at matches, you may get some dicks at Brighton, but you Palace idiots just go round looking for a punch-up, the last time i went to selhurst there was a bunch of twats who tried to start a fight.

Is this them....

YouTube - Palace Fans Terrorisin Fedz On Horses N Dat

 

[SE25]

Something you don't need to admit to! Bunch of London wannabe's!

Ave' it! Fancy some jellied eels, me ole' mucka?

Knees up muvva brahn......

 

[Caveman]

Ave' it! Fancy some jellied eels, me ole' mucka?

Knees up muvva brahn......

Chaz N Dave anyone?

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Chaz N Dave anyone?

Oh darlin'.There ain't no pleasin' you.
Now you seem ta fink that everyfin' I ever did was wrong,
I shoulda known it all along,
Oh darlin'.....There ain't no pleasin' youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

 

[SE25]

I bet you're one of those palace hooligans who go round inciting violence at matches, you may get some dicks at Brighton, but you Palace idiots just go round looking for a punch-up, the last time i went to selhurst there was a bunch of twats who tried to start a fight.

Next time you venture to Selhurst, why don't you get your boyfriend to hold your hand?


You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you.I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around turned you into someone new. Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet success has been so easy for you but don't forget it's me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too

 

[SE25]

The only bum worrying is when you lot sh*t it.

Call me immature
Call me a poser
I'd love to spread manure in your bed of roses
Don't want to be rich
Don't want to be famous
But I'd really hate to have the same name as you

 

[Caveman]

Next time you venture to Selhurst, why don't you get your boyfriend to hold your hand?


You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you.I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around turned you into someone new. Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet success has been so easy for you but don't forget it's me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too

Lovely that, very moving. Well done.

:safeway2:

 

[Caveman]

Call me immature
Call me a poser
I'd love to spread manure in your bed of roses
Don't want to be rich
Don't want to be famous
But I'd really hate to have the same name as you

F*ck me, there is more of it.

 

[Bodrick BHA]

Next time you venture to Selhurst, why don't you get your boyfriend to hold your hand?


You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you.I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around turned you into someone new. Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet success has been so easy for you but don't forget it's me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too

Deary me, what's wrong with being gay exactly? You seem to think there is something wrong with homosexuality. Just cos your sister is your mother, your father is your brother and you all f*** one another.

Brighton has some gays, and so does croydon, nothing wrong with that. Funny how you've stopped mentioning the football, got nothing on us anymore cos you can't keep repeating the 7-1 'insults'

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Ave' it! Fancy some jellied eels, me ole' mucka?

Knees up muvva brahn......

F*ck me, there is more of it.

Request or statement?

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it in Wakiki,
Laying about the beach all day and night,
The crickets creepy....

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Deary me, what's wrong with being gay exactly? You seem to think there is something wrong with homosexuality. Just cos your sister is your mother, your father is your brother and you all f*** one another.

Brighton has some gays, and so does croydon, nothing wrong with that. Funny how you've stopped mentioning the football, got nothing on us anymore cos you can't keep repeating the 7-1 'insults'

7-1 and you can't go home.
Oh sorry.Wrong one.
5-0 and you can't go home.
There.Much better.

 

[Touristic_denizen]

Oh darlin'.There ain't no pleasin' you.
Now you seem ta fink that everyfin' I ever did was wrong,
I shoulda known it all along,
Oh darlin'.....There ain't no pleasin' youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

you may laugh at the results we have achieved recently, but you didnt see how well the seagulls played. based on what i saw, we will go up to the championship this year

 

[SE25]

Deary me, what's wrong with being gay exactly? You seem to think there is something wrong with homosexuality. Just cos your sister is your mother, your father is your brother and you all f*** one another.

Brighton has some gays, and so does croydon, nothing wrong with that. Funny how you've stopped mentioning the football, got nothing on us anymore cos you can't keep repeating the 7-1 'insults'

Football and Brighton don't go together, treacle. A bit like chalk and cheese.


The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody’s gonna go to school today
She’s gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn’t understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

you may laugh at the results we have achieved recently, but you didnt see how well the seagulls played. based on what i saw, we will go up to the championship this year

WAKEY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEY!
I will say this though,you are a strong side.You and the other crap no marks at the bottom of the table must be strong...you're holding the rest of that league up!


If you leave me now,
You'll take away the biggest part of me,
Oh ho ho ho ho no baby please don't go....

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

you may laugh at the results we have achieved recently, but you didnt see how well the seagulls played. based on what i saw, we will go up to the championship this year

I see that your avatar suits you(sir)perfectly.


I want to break free-hee
I want to break freeeeeeeeee
I want to break free from you lies
You're so self satisfied
I don't neeeeeeeeeeeeeed youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

childish ramblings , mods ?

 

[looney]

Team of the 80s.