corny joke comp

[Guy Fawkes]

2 parrots on a perch, one says "can you smell fish?"

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

why do seagulls have wings?

so they can beat the pikeys to the tip

 

[Martinf]

Bill and Ben in a pub. Bill says: "shblubble, bibble, fobble, wibble, shbloob".
Ben says: "You'd better go home, you're pissed".

 

[Martinf]

I went to a zoo once.

All they had was a dog.

It was a shitzu.

 

[smudge]

Man goes to the doc's complaining he can see into the future.
"When did the symptoms start?" asks the doctor.
The guy replies, "Next Wednesday".

 

[The Wizard]

I went to a zoo once.

All they had was a dog.

It was a shitzu.

 

[Perkino]

World's Shortest Joke:

A seal walks into a club.

4 words: Venisons dear isn't it



2 words: Dwarf shortage

 

[MJsGhost]

Why did the baker have smelly hands?

He kneaded a poo

 

[Jahooli]

Corduroy Pillow cases make the headlines.

 

[Simster]

Why did the baker have smelly hands?

He kneaded a poo

I love that one.



Why should you never trust a man in bed.

Because he's lying.

 

[Taybha]

Crystal Palace

 

[pasty]

Mouse found on Mars !!!
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[MJsGhost]

What's brown and sticky....?




...a stick.


HONK!

 

[pasty]

Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandads pyjamas?




Grandma