corny joke comp

[gonefishing]

man walks into doctors with a frog on his head, doc: wow how did that get there,frog: oh it started as a spot on my foot.lets have a corny joke comp.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

man walks into a bar. goes ouch! it was an iron bar.

 

[Barry Izbak]

"Everybody makes mistakes" said the Dalek as he climbed off the dustbin.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Why are Russian men advised to wear an under-garment?

Otherwise, Chernobyl fallout.

 

[KNC]

Man walks into a pub with a lump of tarmac under his arm, says, 'I'll have a pint, and one for the road'

Jacket?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the Russians.


Edit: Ah no. Chechen, not chicken.

 

[Norman Potting]

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones, is this a common complaint?

Well, it's not unusual.

 

[brakespear]

Comic Sans Serif and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

Barman says 'Oi, we don't serve your type in here'

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Two oranges in a bar. One says to the other; "Your round".

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why did hove born & bred cross the road

Cos his cock was stuck up the chickens arse

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Two oranges in a bar. One says to the other; "Your round".

"Pith off"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.

OK, get up on the couch.

I'm not allowed on the couch.

 

[The Wizard]

Two oranges in a bar. One says to the other; "Your round".

Man walks into a pub with a lump of tarmac under his arm, says, 'I'll have a pint, and one for the road'

Jacket?

 

[gonefishing]

penquin walks into a bar; asks the landlord have u seen my brother, landlord says whats he look like.

 

[Juan Albion]

Two oranges in a bar. One says to the other; "Your round".

Would have been funnier if he had said "You're round". Except even then it would just be stating the obvious.

 

[Norman Potting]

Gorgeous blonde walks into the bar and asks the barman for a double-entendre.

...So he gave her one.

 

[pasty]

What do you get if you turn 4 blonde women upside down?

At least 3 brunettes

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar.

Barman says is this some kind of joke?

 

[Durlston]

A man walks into a pub and orders a treble whisky.

"I shouldn't be drinking this with what i've got."

Barman says "Why?"

"Because i've only got £1.30."

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Two old age pensioners are having a 69.

After five minutes he says, "Sorry, love, the smell's too bad down there - I can't carry on."

"That'll be my arthritis," she says.

"What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in their fanny before."

"No," she says. "It's in my arms and hands... I can't wipe me arse."