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[Football] Clinton Morrison is ruining my life



Bozza

You can change this
Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
55,789
Back in Sussex
I love the sport coverage on 5Live when I'm in pottering in the kitchen, driving the car or out for a dog walk or run.

...apart from when Clinton Morrison is the pundit for a commentary game.

He uses "at this precise moment" and "to be fair" all the bloody time. In fact it may even be more frequent than that. And since I first noticed this, I can't un-hear it. Every. Bloody. Time.

Anyone else had their life ruined by Clinton Morrison?
 




Poojah

Well-known member
Nov 19, 2010
1,881
Leeds
I love the sport coverage on 5Live when I'm in pottering in the kitchen, driving the car or out for a dog walk or run.

...apart from when Clinton Morrison is the pundit for a commentary game.

He uses "at this precise moment" and "to be fair" all the bloody time. In fact it may even be more frequent than that. And since I first noticed this, I can't un-hear it. Every. Bloody. Time.

Anyone else had their life ruined by Clinton Morrison?

At this precise moment my life remains positively unrunied by Clinton Morrison, to be fair.
 


Wozza

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Jul 6, 2003
23,641
Online
I flatly refuse to have Radio Five playing in the house or car on Sundays, when Morrison and/or Carney are co-commentating. It would be like de-educating my kids.
 




Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
14,868
I love the sport coverage on 5Live when I'm in pottering in the kitchen, driving the car or out for a dog walk or run.

...apart from when Clinton Morrison is the pundit for a commentary game.

He uses "at this precise moment" and "to be fair" all the bloody time. In fact it may even be more frequent than that. And since I first noticed this, I can't un-hear it. Every. Bloody. Time.

Anyone else had their life ruined by Clinton Morrison?

Yep, I'm with you, Bozza. Just had to pop to the station to pick up Bobkin Jnr and no sooner than I switch from Darren Bozo Bent wanging on about Lampard to Norwich, or Villa, do I hear Clint and all his "to be fair"s.

No need for it. No need at all!
 






zefarelly

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
21,851
Sussex, by the sea
If you tune into R5L you deserve everything you get, sorry, no sympathy.

Even numbers only for these ears.
 


PeterT

Well-known member
Apr 21, 2017
2,241
Hove
Yep, I'm with you, Bozza. Just had to pop to the station to pick up Bobkin Jnr and no sooner than I switch from Darren Bozo Bent wanging on about Lampard to Norwich, or Villa, do I hear Clint and all his "to be fair"s.

No need for it. No need at all!

Lee Hendrie’s favourite is ‘I’ve / you’ve got to say …..’

That one I find more annoying!
 












brighton_tom

Well-known member
Jul 23, 2008
4,881
I'd say he's got marginally better as pundit in recent years, but go back a bit and listening to his simpleton repetitive analysis in his 'yeah bruv, innit' slang was so painful.
 




GT49er

Well-known member
Feb 1, 2009
46,794
Gloucester
I love the sport coverage on 5Live when I'm in pottering in the kitchen, driving the car or out for a dog walk or run.

...apart from when Clinton Morrison is the pundit for a commentary game.

He uses "at this precise moment" and "to be fair" all the bloody time. In fact it may even be more frequent than that. And since I first noticed this, I can't un-hear it. Every. Bloody. Time.

Anyone else had their life ruined by Clinton Morrison?

Have you tried turning him off and not turning him on again?
 
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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
50,298
Faversham
I quite like him. Knowledgeable and fair. And the authentic voice of somewhere or other. We didn't all have a south coast grammar school education :shrug:
 










vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,900
I love the sport coverage on 5Live when I'm in pottering in the kitchen, driving the car or out for a dog walk or run.

...apart from when Clinton Morrison is the pundit for a commentary game.

He uses "at this precise moment" and "to be fair" all the bloody time. In fact it may even be more frequent than that. And since I first noticed this, I can't un-hear it. Every. Bloody. Time.

Anyone else had their life ruined by Clinton Morrison?
Try listening to Talkshite, their " Experts ' are even worse! Mind you listening to Utd v City on Saturday " Eric Baillie always looks like he's a mistake waiting to happen....at least today he's gone and done it early "
 


Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...
Mar 18, 2010
29,829
Hove
I love the sport coverage on 5Live when I'm in pottering in the kitchen, driving the car or out for a dog walk or run.

...apart from when Clinton Morrison is the pundit for a commentary game.

He uses "at this precise moment" and "to be fair" all the bloody time. In fact it may even be more frequent than that. And since I first noticed this, I can't un-hear it. Every. Bloody. Time.

Anyone else had their life ruined by Clinton Morrison?

It annoys me more that Alan Shearer uses done instead of did.
 


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