Chants for the Liverpool game

[Gary Leeds]

I know everyone is busy waiting to see when Crouch, Owen, Zamora and Beckham all sign but maybe we should get some chants together for the Liverpool game?

I will start with

We've got Tarrico
You've got our stereo

You're skint, you're scouse
You'll rob our f**king house

 

[edna krabappel]

Can I make an early request for people NOT to sing the old "sign on, sign on, with a pen, in your hand", which stopped being funny about the third time it was sung. Which was probably in about 1983. It's presumably their equivalent of "does your boyfriend..." and guess what, kids: THEY'VE HEARD IT A MILLION TIMES.

Despite this, I will still lay my life savings that some people will pipe up with it.

 

[Kazenga <3]

I know everyone is busy waiting to see when Crouch, Owen, Zamora and Beckham all sign but maybe we should get some chants together for the Liverpool game?

I will start with

We've got Tarrico
You've got our stereo

You're skint, you're scouse
You'll rob our f**king house

 

[pork pie]

"We all hate scouse" is a good one when we are playing them.

 

[Aldo]

Should probably concentrate more on creating chants about Brighton before other clubs.

 

[trueblue]

Should probably concentrate more on creating chants about Brighton before other clubs.

Yes.

 

[finlaych]

Feed the scousers let them know it's christmas time!

 

[Kumquat]

Think with Kenny back in the helm there we should make this a lovefest. Something about us both winning our leagues. Last Saturday night we were both top. It's a time for both sets of fans to be in good spirits and I'd love to see us all celebrating our resurrections together.

 

[Del Boy]

"What a waste of money.."

At any of the following

Carroll
Henderson
Downing

 

[C1 BHA]

One nil, to The ALBION! (i Hope) followed by two nil to The Albion later.......

 

[Northstandite]

Should probably concentrate more on creating chants about Brighton before other clubs.

This.

Go down the Millwall road of unintelligent and spiteful songs about everyone else, or

have some passionate or witty songs about the Albion?

Easy choice for me, the latter.

 

[TonyTownersShorts]

We have already used one Barmy Army cricket song for King Gus - how about adapting another one of there songs as below

Everywhere we go (repeat)
People want to know (repeat) who we are (repeat)
We are the Brighton, the mighty mighty Brighton
(first three lines slow)
Mighty Brighton
Mighty Brighton
Mighty Brighton

(last three lines lot quicker)

Just an idea

 

[Southern Scouse]

It would be nice to hear something original for a change.............

 

[HG201]

Or try thinking of a new song for us, preferably better than this ultra nonsense

 

[FamilyGuy]

We have already used one Barmy Army cricket song for King Gus - how about adapting another one of there songs as below

Everywhere we go (repeat)
People want to know (repeat) who we are (repeat)
We are the Brighton, the mighty mighty Brighton
(first three lines slow)
Mighty Brighton
Mighty Brighton
Mighty Brighton

(last three lines lot quicker)

Just an idea

My wife runs a Brownie Pack, and that tune (with only slightly different words) is one of the Brownie songs ffs!!

 

[wunt be druv]

How about,f*** of back North you bunch of thieving scouse wankers!

 

[Driver8]

How about,f*** of back North you bunch of thieving scouse wankers!

Looks like they stole your f.

 

[DT Withdean]

How about,f*** of back North you bunch of thieving scouse wankers!

Unlike the pleasant thieves from Sussex.
10/10 for dimness, stereotyping & how to turn Albion into the new Millwall by hating everyone else. Lack of class.

Albion songs about our Club, city or county, sung by the big crowds in the Amex, hit the mark.

 

[VICENTE]

Saw my mate
the other day
he said to me
he'd seen a white Pele
so i asked
who was he
he said to me
his name was
Craig Noon'e
Craig Noo'nee
Craig Noo'neee

 

[Weststander]

Looks like they stole your f.

Or consumed by hate, never learnt to spell.