Change One Letter Only of a Sport or Athletic Event to Make a New One,

[The Large One]

Snooker >> Spooker Table top ball and stick game played by civil servants in MI6.

Boat Race >> Moat Race 16 oversized Americans representing Oxford and Cambridge row several laps round a castle, avoiding the MPs' duck house.

Show jumping >> Shot jumping A return to the Cold War as East Berliners try to clear the Wall on horseback. Winner is the guard in the goon towers with most hits.

 

[Martlet]

Criple Jump. Early paralympic sport for dyslexic physically impaired athletes. Now discontinued.

 

[Birdie Boy]

Stable Tennis - Two horses with one man being thrown from one horse to the other. Longest time without hitting the floor wins.

Ski-ing - Skin-ing - A contest between cannibals to skin a human being in the quickest possible time.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Windsurfing --> Mindsurfing

An inception style event, though due to the lack of requisite dream-diving technology the winner will be the participant who has the most entertaining LSD trip (from an observers point of view).

 

[Goldstone1976]

Criple Jump. Early paralympic sport for dyslexic physically impaired athletes. Now discontinued.

Umm, that's not how you spell cripple. Oh, the irony.

 

[Chinman3000]

Tennis - Tennas

Fill up two old ladies with water and hit balls at them until they piss themselves.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Umm, that's not how you spell cripple. Oh, the irony.

Umm, do you think that might be why he wrote 'dyslexic physically impaired athletes', rather than just 'physically impaired athletes'...?

 

[Goldstone1976]

Umm, do you think that might be why he wrote 'dyslexic physically impaired athletes', rather than just 'physically impaired athletes'...?

Oh, maybe so. I interpreted the dyslexic bit to mean the change of "T" to "C", but maybe not.

 

[Albion_Dave]

Hockey -----> Hickey

A sport for teenagers to see who can get the most love bites.

 

[hart's shirt]

Pitch-and-putt -->Bitch-and-putt

"Along with Cycle-Cross and Rowing, Bitch-and-putt is a discipline in the PMTriathlon."

 

[hart's shirt]

Capture the flag --> Capture the slag

"Easy to pick up."

 

[father_and_son]

Tennis - Tennas

Fill up two old ladies with water and hit balls at them until they piss themselves.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Ches to Chest.

Try to burst Katie's illusions...

Darts to Farts.

What I have done most Xmases, I lost one year by about 160 to 100 over 24 hours.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Football - Lootball. Rich men buy up loads of football clubs and run them as money-generation schemes. Oh, hang on ....

 

[el punal]

Bobsleigh - Nobsleigh, enjoying the ride of your life!

 

[nwgull]

Gynnastics: same as Gymnastics but a female only sport done naked and with more splits moves.

(best clarify that this is over 18s, so no pre-pubescent Eastern Europeans)

 

[father_and_son]

Hot Air Ballooning --> Pot Air Ballooning. A competitive eating sport where after the participants have spent 10 mins in a room with a bunch of students smoking skunk... the winner is the one who gains the most weight from the subsequent "munchies".

 

[father_and_son]

Wake Surfing --> Wake Turfing. The act of inviting the guests at a funeral to plant grass seeds on the freshly covered grave.

 

[father_and_son]

Kite Surfing --> Site Surfing. A competition to find just the right p0rn to fap too. First to cum wins.

 

[father_and_son]

Fly Fishing --> Sly Fishing. Sneaking onto private land to nick as many fish from a trout farm as possible under cover of darkness.