Change One Letter Only of a Sport or Athletic Event to Make a New One,

[Brovion]

Wrestling - Wrustling. A load of fat men in leotards try and steal cows.

 

[Brovion]

Stoolball - Stoolhall. Another game to be played in El pres's shed. You can guess what happens.

 

[hart's shirt]

Cyclo-cross > Cycle-cross

"There's a lineup of 10 ladies who are suffering from PMT. Contestants have to decide which one of them is the most angry for no reason."

 

[father_and_son]

10m Platform --> 10p Platform... Participants race around to see who can buy the best second hand 70s fashion from a charity shop

 

[Lankyseagull]

Bar Billiards --> Far Billiards - Web-cam based game where competitors play in two different pubs at least five miles apart.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Snooper

Players take it in turns to creep up on the "house" and peek through windows without being seen. Points are scored for spotting coloured balls.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Arn Wrestling. Challenging Governors of California to a fight.

 

[Worthingite]

Heptathlon - Hiptathlon = a multi event competition including Beard trimming, craft ale drinking, skinniest Jean competition, a ukulele off, and synchronised wankiness

 

[Postman Pat]

100m breaststroke - 100m breaststrike - competitors run 100m whilst beating their chests.
100m front crawl - 100m front brawl - competitors have a fight over 100m at the front of their houses
Diving - Dining - competitive eating

 

[Lankyseagull]

Show Jumping --> Shoe Jumping - competitors in jodhpurs attempt to achieve a clear round over a course of foot based obstacles.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Volleyball --> Valleyball

Competitors are driven out to an unknown valley and then have to invent ways in which to move a ball across from one side of the valley to the other without it or them touching the ground on the way. they are only allowed to use the things that they find locally and not allowed to use any kind of vehicle to assist athem.

 

[father_and_son]

Horizontal Bar ---> Horizontal Car... Drivers race around an oval circuit with the driver's seat fully reclined.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Ply Fishing

Involves anglers floating on thin discs of laminated wood.

 

[Worthingite]

Go Farting - methane powered buggys, usually won by entrants with the most hot air. Sepp Twatter is current undisputed world champion

 

[Brovion]

Football - Lootball. Rich men buy up loads of football clubs and run them as money-generation schemes. Oh, hang on ....

 

[Simster]

Ice COCKey

Competitors deep freeze their todgers in liquid nitrogen. It's then the same rules as hockey except the players use their frozen cocks as the stick.

With hilarious consequences.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Lawn Bowels. Competitors eat a vindaloo and try to make the shed. Often combined with a sick race.

 

[Badger]

Dressage -> Dressape - competitors race to put primates into amusing outfits

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Stoolball - Stoolhall. Another game to be played in El pres's shed. You can guess what happens.

I believe the game he was actually playing was the Long Dump...

 

[Pavilionaire]

Hang gliding > Wang gliding. An air sport in which a pilot flies a light and non-motorized foot-launch aircraft controlled only by his penis.