Can somebody please explain to me...

[8ace]

Peter Casey is now following me on twitter!

 

[Jack Daniels]

I get followers and don't want them. I never have anything worth tweeting. I am only on it to follow bhafc and guildford flames ice hockey.

Hope that helps

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Because for every 5 followers you get your penis grows an inch!

I've got 103 or so followers, do I have a near 25 inch cock then ?

None of them begged for either, in fact I pity those who do follow me, Barack Obama included.