Calderon spouting off AGAIN

[Daffy Duck]

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That is bloody funny.

 

[Icy Gull]

He will need to get his haircut and smarten himself up a bit first, a nice short back and sides with brylcreem should do the trick, good player but god he is a scruffy git.

I love the fact that he looks so scruffy in amongst all the silly hairstyles of modern footballers, part of his charm to me.

 

[The Large One]

You choose...






BTW - it's Paul Hazlewood's picture, and I haven't asked him if I can use it.

 

[Buzzer]

Has he ever been the fans' player of the year? If not, perhaps we could rig this season's vote so that he wins it at least once and we can tell him what we all think of him.

 

[B.W.]

He is definitely a manager in waiting.

 

[Acker79]

You need to read this again with your eyes a little wider open .....
You have used the word "better", he uses the word "compete"

I believe the phrase is: "Whoosh!"

 

[seagully]

You choose...

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BTW - it's Paul Hazlewood's picture, and I haven't asked him if I can use it.

the 2nd one

 

[Stat Brother]

You need to read this again with your eyes a little wider open .....
You have used the word "better", he uses the word "compete"

I knew I was fishing with no bait, but to actually catch one after the ruse has been rumbled. is outstanding work Acker.

 

[Munkfish]

I saw Calde and Vicente in the Wick at the end of the 2011/12 season, nobody in the pub recongnised either of them, as I next went to the bar, they were stood waiting to get served and had a chat with the bearded wonder, he was a lovely bloke, offered to buy them both a drink but he turned it down, he then translated a few questions back and forth between Vicente and my friend.

then last season, upon leaving the ground very late and needing to get back into Brighton, we walked past him and asked him for a lift back into town as a joke, he actually considered it but the Mrs didnt seem to approve, I dont think she wanted two drunks in the back of the car. Glad i didnt buy him that pint.

 

[Stat Brother]

The last time I saw him I ignored him in favour of Dr Helge, it's a cycling thing.

Although judging by the shocked look on everybodies faces (mine included) I doubt:-

Calde has ever been passed over at The Amex before.
Dr Helge has ever had a groupie before.
& Dr H wishes his groupie wasn't a fat middle man.

 

[Acker79]

The last time I saw him I stood there slapping my palms together repeatedly. He knows why.

 

[LargeHadronZugzwang]

Top bloke and he's got a beard.

 

[stss30]

He is obviously a very arrogant man and I've heard he causes trouble in the dressing room with his massive ego. Get rid I say.

 

[AZ Gull]

The last time I saw him I ignored him in favour of Dr Helge, it's a cycling thing.

Although judging by the shocked look on everybodies faces (mine included) I doubt:-

Calde has ever been passed over at The Amex before.
Dr Helge has ever had a groupie before.
& Dr H wishes his groupie wasn't a fat middle man.

Has your bathroom floor dried out yet?

 

[Stat Brother]

Just had a rummage through a Calderon search:-

2 months in:-
http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?172157-Calderon&highlight=calderon

Off to Southampton:-
http://www.northstandchat.com/showt...o-go-to-Southampton-merged&highlight=calderon

Chooses us over Southampton:-
http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?176884-Calderon-Signs!&highlight=calderon

Competition from Rayes:-
http://www.northstandchat.com/showt...han-Ankergren-and-Calderon&highlight=calderon

A bad game 18 months ago:-
http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?226417-Our-Full-Backs&highlight=calderon

Calde - Vicente - Buckley:-


A quality Calde or Rayes poll:-
http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?237717-Calderon-or-Reyes&highlight=calderon

and from then on the love in moves to stooopid levels.

 

[Stat Brother]

Has your bathroom floor dried out yet?

Yeah thanks, now I know the problem hopefully I can fix it tomorrow.

 

[TheMajor]

I imagine there is not a single Brighton fan in the world who does not absolutely ruddy love him.

What a gent.

I'll get me coat

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?286036-Calderon&highlight=

Although I still maintain that his attacking skills far outweigh his defending.

 

[Philzo-93]

“I don’t have any kind of competition with Bruno. I compete with the other team’s left winger – that’s my rival."

Great quote

Possibly my favourite quote in football now!

 

[Luke93]

Love this man. (No homo)

 

[JBizzleBeard]

Has been my favourite player for some time, the bloke is class.

Very much this for me too.