Brighton and Hove Albion v Southampton "OFFICIAL" match thread.

[TomTheEagle]

Why is Poyet a joke? Pikey

Because, bum boy, he will let this game slip after you started well. You need a fresh pair of legs. But this time, try to get girls legs?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

You, sir, are boring.

And you are a lost Palarse fan who clearly has nothing better to do before Mummy tucks you in for bed. Remember to tie the Staffie up outside the caravan, you don't want a repeat of the embarassing photos of "man/dog love" appearing on the internet, do you? Still, rather than being embarassed by your Dad and his bestiality court case, at least you have the singular pleasure in the rotting cess pits of Croydon of knowing who he is.

 

[sam86]

Learn to take set pieces ffs!

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Piss off Birtles we have time wasted a lot more than this in the past!

 

[Northstander]

Flair but cross was again, shit

 

[BHABegley]

The ref is a joke.

 

[joe_richards]

A few chants for the North Stand:

I have thought of a few more chants for those in the North Stand:

1. We love you Palace, we do!
We love you Palace, we do!
We love you Palace, we do!
Oh! Palace, we love you!

2. When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother,
What should I be?
Should I be Brighton? Should I be Palace?
Here's what she said to me:
Wash your mouth out son!
And go get your father's gun,
And shoot all the Brighton scum,
Shoot all the Brighton scum!
We hate Brighton! We hate Brighton!

3. I'm Palace 'til I die!
Oh I'm Palace 'til I die!
And if I die to soon,
I'll be watchin' Selhurst from the moon!

4. We hate the guys from Uruguay,
Especially the Gus Poyet,
So let's not wish him luck,
'Cos he's one ugly... Shhhhhhhh!

5. We hate Brighton,
Oh, we hate Brighton,
With every little bit,
'Cos they are really... Shhhhh!

Tell me what you think of these.

 

[Si Gull]

All gone a bit 'League 1' at the mo.

 

[fleet]

Fossie just skinned Harding, but cross was too heavy

Double sub now

 

[Acker79]

Dickinson and Navarro look confused getting instructions

I tend to think Dickinson always looks confused.

Because, bum boy, he will let this game slip after you started well.

I think the players are capable of doing that themselves without Poyet's assistance.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

oh-oh navarro

 

[sam86]

4-5-1 maybe?

 

[rcf0712]

time for a statement from Dickheadson now...

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Good substitution, Forster did really well. Just got to keep it together for the final minutes.

 

[TomTheEagle]

And you are a lost Palarse fan who clearly has nothing better to do before Mummy tucks you in for bed. Remember to tie the Staffie up outside the caravan, you don't want a repeat of the embarassing photos of "man/dog love" appearing on the internet, do you? Still, rather than being embarassed by your Dad and his bestiality court case, at least you have the singular pleasure in the rotting cess pits of Croydon of knowing who he is.

Go grope around with DICKinson.

 

[itszamora]

Piss off Birtles we have time wasted a lot more than this in the past!

Garry Birtles really winds me up, he seems incapable of giving us any credit.

 

[Acker79]

Kuipers returning to regular form for this year coming when he shouldn't, flapping etc.

 

[fleet]

I thought that one was going in - phew

 

[Si Gull]

Our defence is FLAPPING

 

[matildaseagull]

Thought they'd scored then, almost had a heart attack ...