Big Sam plays HOOFBALL ™

[banjo]

You hoof up here
you hoof it in there
You play shit football
all up in the air.

 

[Lethargic]

So what? They beat us at the Amex and are higher than us in the league.

So what, I would rather be 3/4 places behind them playing good tippy tippy football than put up with the shite the serve up.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

They hoof it here, they hoof it there
His mouth is loud, his clothes are square
It will make him or break him, only promotion will do
But he's a dedicated follower of Hoofball

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

You hoof up here
you hoof it in there
You play shit football
all up in the air.

 

[nicko31]

Big Sam
Big Sam
Big Sam
Stayin in the champ-ship
Champ-ship
Champ-ship
Champ-ship
All you do is hoof-in
Hoof-it
Hoof-it
And your sons a..
Cheat
Cheat
Cheat
Oooooooooooooo.......

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Think "walking in the air"

They hoof it in the air
They hoof it in the floodlit sky
The crowd around the ground, are wondring how and why

Fifty yard passes
The ball aimlessly played away
West Ham are arses
For the way they play the game

 

[Mackenzie]

ooooohhhhhhhh HOOOF, every time they get the ball.


Ole every time we pass it.

Simple.

 

[W.C.]

So what? We can still have some banter / laughs at their shit style matey!

eggsactly

 

[W.C.]

By a handful of points, with parachute money, biggest gates in the league and having bought everybody else's strikers in January.

abso-bloody-exactly

 

[withdeanwombat]

I like West Ham.

They won the World Cup for us.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff !!!!!

 

[Humbug]

So what, I would rather be 3/4 places behind them playing good tippy tippy football than put up with the shite the serve up.

And it's £45 to watch that garbage. Was going in the West ham end until they told me it's £43 + £2 booking fee.

 

[Seagull Steve]

I'm forever hoofing footballs
Pretty footballs in the air
They fly so high
They reach the sky
But like Prem dreams
They fade and die.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Just came up with this a couple of minutes ago:
(To the tune of Build a Bonfire.)

Do your necks ache, do your necks ache,
Watching HOOFBALL every game?
The academy of football
Is being put to shame.

 

[Working class pride]

I'm forever hoofing footballs
Pretty footballs in the air
They fly so high
They reach the sky
But like Prem dreams
They fade and die.

.. or

Sam's forever hoofing footballs
Hoofing footballs in the air,
They fly so high,
They reach the sky
And like Sam's career
They fade and die

 

[Diego Napier]

So what? They beat us at the Amex and are higher than us in the league.

And your point is?

Brighton won't play hoofball under Poyet; if you're such a fan then switch allegiance to the Irons for as long as fat Sam's in charge

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

And your point is?

Brighton won't play hoofball under Poyet; if you're such a fan then switch allegiance to the Irons for as long as fat Sam's in charge

My point is that, in the face of a defeat, which may or may not happen today, us being able to say we play 'better' football is a mere booby prize. Hopefully, today, we can avenge our defeat by West Ham at the Amex. Because three points is what matters most today when we are trying to get back into a play-off position, not who plays the prettier football.

And I'd be delighted if we played the kind of over-the-top passes that CMS thrives on for him to bag us the win!

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

So what, I would rather be 3/4 places behind them playing good tippy tippy football than put up with the shite they serve up.

Oh really?