Big Sam plays HOOFBALL ™

[Simontheseagull]

So Big Sam doesn’t like Brighton fans shouting “HOOF” every time one of his players kicks the ball. Well this is for his West Ham fans tomorrow:

You play in the air
You play in the air
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You play in the air

You’ve got no midfield
You’ve got no midfield
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You’ve got no midfield

You play on the hoof
You pay on the hoof
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You play on the hoof

Sam’s fat and he’s round
He can’t see the ground
Big Sam plays HOOFBALL ™
He hoofs it around

He’s a fat northern git
Sam’s HOOFBALL ™ is shit
You don’t like his HOOFBALL ™
Sam don’t give a shit

Feel free to add any verses of your own.

 

[7:18]

love the first 2 verses, be great to hear them tomorrow!

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

So Big Sam doesn’t like Brighton fans shouting “HOOF” every time one of his players kicks the ball. Well this is for his West Ham fans tomorrow:

You play in the air
You play in the air
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You play in the air

You’ve got no midfield
You’ve got no midfield
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You’ve got no midfield

 

[7oaksgull]

We play on the floor,
We play on the floor,
We're Brighton & Hove Albion,
We play on the floor,

 

[SeagullSongs]

What's the point, what's the point,
What's the point in your midfield?
What's the point in your midfield?

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Bolton wAnderers are you West ham in disguise

 

[Rohana]

So Big Sam doesn’t like Brighton fans shouting “HOOF” every time one of his players kicks the ball. Well this is for his West Ham fans tomorrow:

You play in the air
You play in the air
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You play in the air

You’ve got no midfield
You’ve got no midfield
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You’ve got no midfield


He’s a fat northern git
Sam’s HOOFBALL ™ is shit
You don’t like his HOOFBALL ™
Sam don’t give a shit

Feel free to add any verses of your own.

We play on the floor,
We play on the floor,
We're Brighton & Hove Albion,
We play on the floor,

What's the point, what's the point,
What's the point in your midfield?
What's the point in your midfield?

These tomorrow, along with the classic "What's it like to see a pass?" from Stoke last season.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

So what? They beat us at the Amex and are higher than us in the league.

 

[Wilko]

Can't go tomorrow but will be watching on live stream, looking forward to hearing 'HOOOOOF' at full volume from the Albion faithful every time Wetsham PUNT it forward.

 

[Hilly]

I'm just looking forward to seeing what Big Sam has to say about us on twitter.

 

[SeagullSongs]

So what? They beat us at the Amex and are higher than us in the league.

And imagine how happy we'd be if either/both of those weren't the case?

 

[countryman]

every time Wetsham PUNT it forward.

Every time West Ham get the ball in their own half.

 

[Sheebo]

So what? They beat us at the Amex and are higher than us in the league.

So what? We can still have some banter / laughs at their shit style matey!

 

[Simster]

So what? They beat us at the Amex and are higher than us in the league.

By a handful of points, with parachute money, biggest gates in the league and having bought everybody else's strikers in January.

 

[Common as Mook]

So what? They beat us at the Amex and are higher than us in the league.

FFS it's banter you humourless twonk

 

[Simster]

He's a fat northern twat
He's a fat northern twaaat
Hoof it like Bolton
You fat northern twat

 

[Sheebo]

By a handful of points, with parachute money, biggest gates in the league and having bought everybody else's strikers in January.

True that. They really will be f***ed if they don't go up I feel...

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Sung to the tune of Daisy Daisy


Brightons Flairball really annoys Big Sam
Cos he likes Hoofball
You can tell when you watch West Ham
They play with the insistance
That they hoof it a massive distance
But only third place
In the Premiership race
Proves that it's a sham

A bit of a mouthful, but you get the idea!

 

[the wanderbus]

He's a fat northern twat
He's a fat northern twaaat
Hoof it like Bolton
You fat northern twat

Classy....and so, so true

 

[Drumstick]

He's a fat northern twat
He's a fat northern twaaat
Hoof it like Bolton
You fat northern twat

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