Colossal Squid
Returning video tapes
Now THERE'S an editorial policy I wholeheartedly endorse.
The overwhelming flatulance of sycophancy that was shat forth from every orifice of the media over that christening created a stench so suffocating, that by the end of that week it had almost driven me to gouging my own eyes out with a rusty allen key.
Easy 10, that got a genuine LOL from me. A GLOL if you like.