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[Humour] Best Simpsons Quote



vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,842
Homer : " If God wanted us to be vegetarians why did he make animals out of meat ?"
 

edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 7, 2003
47,181
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Seasider78

Well-known member
Nov 14, 2004
5,913
MAYOR QUIMBY: All right, I'm in charge here.

CHIEF WIGGUM: Oh, run along, Quimby. I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere.

MAYOR QUIMBY: Watch it, you talking tub of donut batter.

CHIEF WIGGUM: Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby.

MAYOR QUIMBY: You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass. Now beat it! I'm calling the shots.
 


Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,570
Hither and Thither
You've missed out, Malta, but it's probably a generational thing. I imagine those of us that think the Simpsons is mankind's greatest cultural achievement are in our 30s and 40s, give or take. Those golden years in the 90s really were television at its finest.

I’m in my sixties and my favourite memories with the kids include early Sunday evenings watching an hour of The Simpsons (followed by King of the Hill). Best TV ever. Their mother never watched an episode.
 


Surport Local Team

Well-known member
Jan 5, 2011
706
HS It's just a little dirty it's still good

HS It's just a little slimy it's still good

HS It's just a little airborne it's still good

BS it's gone

HS I know

Burns u know Smithers I think I donate a million dollars to a orphanage, if pigs fly!

LAUGHTER

Smithers will u be making that million doller donation now sir

BURNS No I rather not
 




edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 7, 2003
47,181
'No, it's German for "The, Bart, the"'.
 

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