Best Novelty Record Ever

[Gwylan]

I always had a soft spot for Joe Dolce's Shut up your face, just for keeping Ultravox's abysmal Vienna off the top spot.

 

[timseagull]

The Wombles did a fine album, as did the Simpsons!

 

[NMH]

There's a hole in my bucket (dear Liza)
Huggin and a kissin with Fred
Hole in the Ground (Bernard Cribbins)
Right Said Fred (the song, not that queer band)
Sun-a-rise (Rolf Harris ...again, and it's got a didge! Do any other famous tunes have a didgeridoo? )
Mouldy Old Dough (Lieutenant Pigeon, which was a bet by a teacher to his class that he could make a hit record any time....and he did....and it went to no.1)
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight (Lonnie Donnegan)
My Old Man's a Dustman (Lonnie!)
My Old Man Said Follow the Van
Run Rabbit Run (wartime gem)
Who Do You Think You are Kidding Mr Hitler (WWII, when else?)
Part Of The Union (Strawbs)
Seaside Shuffle (Terry Dactyl and the Dinosaurs)
Eric the Half a Bee (Monty Python)

last from moi, and certainly NOT least.......

THE YING TONG SONG !! (THE GOONS of course lad, ask Neddie, you dirty rotten swine)

 

[chips and gravy]

How about Bob the Builder?

Eat it by Weird Al Yankovic

Je Suis un Rock Star by Bill Wyman

Stairway to Heaven by Rolf Harris was fantastic. Although it is a song I like very much, he managed to completely defuse its pomposity!

N n n n n nineteen not out by the Commentators

Novelty Records that should have been strangled at birth:

Orville by Keith Harris

Teletubbies say eh oh

The Birdie Song by The Tweets

Anything by Black Lace

 

[Rambo]

Hole In My Shoe - Neil

 

[graz126]

Hole In My Shoe - Neil

love it..


the smurfs did a great album. which we possess.
also car 67, by the firm i think.

 

[fleet]

Agree with "I want mt baby back", but also anything by Alberto y Los Trios Paranois - I might have to search for the old lp to remember what their almost famous one was!

 

[cheeseroll]

Balham, Gateway to the South - Peter Sellers

 

[cheeseroll]

Agree with "I want mt baby back", but also anything by Alberto y Los Trios Paranois - I might have to search for the old lp to remember what their almost famous one was!

I had the Snuff Rock ep, with the line "gonna cut me liver out and shove it in yer face"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

HAMSTER DANCE - 'Lets all relax and get TERRIBLY friendly'

COGNOSCENTI Vs INTELLIGENTSIA? best thing EVER

 

[goldstone]

"Hev yew gotta loight. boy" by The Singing Postman, Allan Smethurst.

Just found the LP in the attic!