Best Novelty Record Ever

[Mendoza]

Mike Flowers Pop - Wonderwall


Songs by Busted, McFly?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Stan ridgeway - Camouflage is an absolute classic.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Je t'aime (moi non plus) - Serge Gainsborough and Jane Birkin

theres something that freaks me out about that song

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Old Tige by Jim Reeves

(Tige you were faithful faithful to the end
Tige now I miss you you were my best friend)

Three years of Army Service done and I was headin' home at last
I got to thinking bout my dog and things long gone and passed
How old Tige pulled me from a creek when I had no pulse or breath
How he saved me from the changin' bull that gored my Dad to death
As a kid I'd dream of bears and tremble to my toes
Till old Tige come up to my bed and nudge me with his nose
Then my fears would melt away and Tige would go lie down
I'd drift on back to sleep without another sound
The big bus stopped I got off it was awful dark and thick with fog
Then something gently nuzzled me and there stood Tige my dog
I wondered if my faithful dog had met the bus each day
And all the dreary winter nights since I'd been away
Have Tige meet me here like this I was I was really glad
Cause I hadn't needed Tige so much since the day they've burried Dad
Too long miles still lay ahead but what I didn't know
A giant Dam was being built where the old road used to go
I think the Lord was sending Tige and I followed where he led
Knowing well without his help that I'd be good as dead
Tige inched along this way and that going rough and slow
And I could hear the water a lappin' at the ledges far below
Then through the mist I saw a light and mother in her chair
And I reached down to pet old Tige but he wasn't there
I'm thankful Mom you had old Tige these three lonely years
I owe my life to him tonight I couldn't help my tears
You say you wrote me bout the Dam well God was sure with us
I didn't get your letter Mom but old Tige met the bus
I hate to tell you son she said but now you've got to know
When you left it broke his heart Tige died three years ago

(You were my best friend)

 

[Gullet]

Stan ridgeway - Camouflage is an absolute classic.

Thanks Barnet Seagull and Hiney.

 

[Zeitgeist]

Old Tige by Jim Reeves

(Tige you were faithful faithful to the end
Tige now I miss you you were my best friend)

Three years of Army Service done and I was headin' home at last
I got to thinking bout my dog and things long gone and passed
How old Tige pulled me from a creek when I had no pulse or breath
How he saved me from the changin' bull that gored my Dad to death
As a kid I'd dream of bears and tremble to my toes
Till old Tige come up to my bed and nudge me with his nose
Then my fears would melt away and Tige would go lie down
I'd drift on back to sleep without another sound
The big bus stopped I got off it was awful dark and thick with fog
Then something gently nuzzled me and there stood Tige my dog
I wondered if my faithful dog had met the bus each day
And all the dreary winter nights since I'd been away
Have Tige meet me here like this I was I was really glad
Cause I hadn't needed Tige so much since the day they've burried Dad
Too long miles still lay ahead but what I didn't know
A giant Dam was being built where the old road used to go
I think the Lord was sending Tige and I followed where he led
Knowing well without his help that I'd be good as dead
Tige inched along this way and that going rough and slow
And I could hear the water a lappin' at the ledges far below
Then through the mist I saw a light and mother in her chair
And I reached down to pet old Tige but he wasn't there
I'm thankful Mom you had old Tige these three lonely years
I owe my life to him tonight I couldn't help my tears
You say you wrote me bout the Dam well God was sure with us
I didn't get your letter Mom but old Tige met the bus
I hate to tell you son she said but now you've got to know
When you left it broke his heart Tige died three years ago

(You were my best friend)

I find those lyrics very moving...

 

[Zeitgeist]

Renne and Renata's "save your love for me" is a classic!

 

[goldstone]

Come Outside - Mike Sarne and Wendy Richards

I'm with you on this one!

 

[Strike]

What about that Ernie song from the early 70's also Go West by the Pet Shop Boys.

 

[sams dad]

What about that Ernie song from the early 70's also Go West by the Pet Shop Boys.

Do you mean "Ernie-The fastest Milkman in the West" by Benny Hill

 

[Strike]

Thats the one, quality.

 

[dougdeep]

The ying-tong song.

 

[Beach Hut]

Chicken Song - very funny and very clever

 

[Yorkie]

Rolf Harris

Tie me Kangaroo down sport

Ned says

Stairway to Heaven (Rolf Harris version)

 

[Juan Albion]

My personal favourite: "I Want My Baby Back" by Jimmy Cross

I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross

I want my baby back
Gotta have my baby back
I miss her oh so much
Can't live without her touch

[Spoken]
I don't hardly know where to begin. I remember we were cruising home from the Beatles concert. I'd had such a wonderful evening, sitting there watching my baby screaming, and tearing her hair out, and carrying on. She was so full of life.
Then, well, we were about three miles from home when all of a sudden it started to rain. And I do mean rain. I couldn't hardly see nothing. Well, we kept driving for about another mile when all of a sudden I see this stalled car right smack in front
of me. Well, I wasn't about to slam on the brakes 'cause I didn't have none to start with. So I swerved to the left. And what do I see - some mushhead on a motorcycle headin' right at us. And I knew at last me and my baby were about to meet the leader of the...

[Crash sounds]
...pack

Well, when I come to, I looked around
And there was the leader
And there was the pack
And over there was my baby
And over there was my baby
And way over there was my baby

I want my baby back
Gotta have my baby back
I miss her oh so much
Can't live without her touch

[Spoken]
It's been many months now since that fateful night. And you know something, I've tried. Believe me, I have tried. But I just can't make it without my baby. So I've decided I'm going to have her back one way or another. Oh, baby, I dig you so much. Hot dang, pay dirt.

[Digging and creaking]

I've got my baby back
Now, I've got my baby back
I love her oh so much
Can't live without her touch

I've got my baby back...

 

[Bwian]

Oh Doctor I'm in trouble
Whatever can it be?....
...Goodness Gracious Me: Peter Sellars and Sophia Loren.

The Bonzos-Jollity Farm

Charlie Drake: My Boomerang Won't Come Back

Monty Python: Every Sperm is Sacred

 

[bobbycodpiece]

The Goldstone Rap....the B side of the 1983 cup final classic !

 

[Tazman]

Spitting image did a couple of other classics too....
The Athiest Tabanacle Choir
and Land of Crisps and Lager (to the tune of land of hope and glory)
Brilliant!

 

[WhitleyDennis]

I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester, by the legendary Wurzels!

"I drove my tractor through your haystack last night..."

 

[pasty]

The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie
The Funky Gibbon - The Goodies