Ludensian Gull
Well-known member
I had an umbilical hernia about four years ago. Now after the surgery to remove said hernia I have no belly button. Still seems odd but was warned I may lose it, oh and my bum hasn't dropped off...
All of that is rubbish. They are there to collect belly fluff which is - if you are healthy - nearly always a shade of blue. Sky blue meaning you are in tip top condition.
This is my favourite one
My BB fluff tends to be white. Does this mean I'm sick? I note by way of coincidence that most of my tshirts are white.
They're needed because if you unscrew them your bum falls off.
True fact.