Bellotti Arrested !

[Mr Albion]

I wish!
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[hans kraay fan club]

This is a post based on no FACTS whatsoever, but he doesn't look like a bloke you'd let near your kids, does he?

 

[Mr Albion]

It's from..

the Bath Comedy Festival brochure. Obviously it's a publicity shot.

( I took the show there last week and he's loathed there too)
Not sure he thought through the fact that staging this would be seen in Brighton.
Not that he'd care probably.

 

[Mellotron]

This is a FORUM based on no FACTS whatsoever.

Fixed.

 

[Gully]

... but he doesn't look like a bloke whose arse you'd like to warm with a bloody good bonfire, doesn't he?

You might have a point there!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Just say the word and I'll butt rape him.

 

[Mellotron]

he doesn't look like a bloke you'd go to Alton Towers with, does he?

You have a good point there.

 

[Caveman]

All joking aside he should have been!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I just hope that Bellotti's reputation in the police service was in the mind of the two officers pictured.

He was hardly the most popular Chairman the Sussex Police Authority ever had. By all accounts he was even worse at the South East Regional Crime Squad.

 

[Buzzer]

Just say the word and I'll butt rape him.

I once read a book called "cows". The most disgusting book in print in my opinion. The main character worked in an abbatoir and they used to drill holes into either side of the cows and the workers would link arms whilst shagging the wounds.

He also spent a month eating rancid curries. He then bashed his mothers teeth out with a hammer before gaffertaping his mothers face to his arse and drowning her in his own shit.

I reckon even that's too good for Bellotti.

 

[Storer68]

That will be my screen background for the rest of the year!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I once read a book called "cows". The most disgusting book in print in my opinion. The main character worked in an abbatoir and they used to drill holes into either side of the cows and the workers would link arms whilst shagging the wounds.

He also spent a month eating rancid curries. He then bashed his mothers teeth out with a hammer before gaffertaping his mothers face to his arse and drowning her in his own shit.

I reckon even that's too good for Bellotti.

I worry about you, my friend. Seriously, I do.

 

[Barry Izbak]

(unt is such a very strong word

and yet in some cases not too strong

 

[Storer68]

This is a post based on no FACTS whatsoever, but he doesn't look like a bloke you'd let near your kids, does he?

Well I'd like to get near the bastard

 

[Incredigull]

With our anniversary of being sold down the river coming up,please don't forget to send him a nice reminder of why we still and always will hate him !!
bellotti@cix.co.uk

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I wish!
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The headlines in the local rag are :-
Small fry politician arrested for cottaging. Asks for 143 similar offences to be taken into consideration.

 

[Taybha]

dead ringer

 

[Dr Q]

I once read a book called "cows". The most disgusting book in print in my opinion. The main character worked in an abbatoir and they used to drill holes into either side of the cows and the workers would link arms whilst shagging the wounds.

He also spent a month eating rancid curries. He then bashed his mothers teeth out with a hammer before gaffertaping his mothers face to his arse and drowning her in his own shit.

I await the review on Richard and Judy's Book Club!!!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I just hope that Bellotti's reputation in the police service was in the mind of the two officers pictured.

He was hardly the most popular Chairman the Sussex Police Authority ever had. By all accounts he was even worse at the South East Regional Crime Squad.

Wish I'd been there in his day, at least it would have been entertaining

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

he doesn't look like a bloke you'd let near your kids, does he?

Depends on whether my kids were 6' 4" pyschopaths who'd just been released from borstal after a string of attacks with a stanley knife on middle-aged political figures.

I might let them near him then...