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Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,909
Brighton, UK
Who's a big earner? Who's a pleb?
Who orders their birds off the World Wide Web?
Who's a gayer? Who's a ginge?
Who blows their wad inside cheap Asian minge?
Whose bird is ugly? Whose bird is fit?
Who's a preachy sanctimonious git?
Who's a racist? Who's a licker?
Whose mum let Frank's ancient genitals dick 'er?
We won't know for sure who's a twat or a bummer
But you've got to admire the great NSC summer
 


aftershavedave

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
7,168
as 10cc say, not in hove
Man of Harveys said:
Who's a big earner? Who's a pleb?
Who orders their birds off the World Wide Web?
Who's a gayer? Who's a ginge?
Who blows their wad inside cheap Asian minge?
Whose bird is ugly? Whose bird is fit?
Who's a preachy sanctimonious git?
Who's a racist? Who's a licker?
Whose mum let Frank's ancient genitals dick 'er?
We won't know for sure who's a twat or a bummer
But you've got to admire the great NSC summer

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,989
Surrey
Lokki 7 said:
Ooh ooh my turn..

FRANK, FRANK as mad as you may be,
You've made us laugh with your lunacy.
You've f***ed all our mothers,
And you've paid for your bride,
Were you sexually abused when you were inside?

POST OF THE DAY.



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Man of Harveys said:
Who's a big earner? Who's a pleb?
Who orders their birds off the World Wide Web?
Who's a gayer? Who's a ginge?
Who blows their wad inside cheap Asian minge?
Whose bird is ugly? Whose bird is fit?
Who's a preachy sanctimonious git?
Who's a racist? Who's a licker?
Whose mum let Frank's ancient genitals dick 'er?
We won't know for sure who's a twat or a bummer
But you've got to admire the great NSC summer

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
 




Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Simster said:
Scores on the doors:

Total Posts: 259
User Posts
Les Biehn 39
Simster 26
Questions 25
bhaexpress 21
Chesney Christ 17
Nibble 12
hans kraay fan club 12
Lokki 7 11
Kylies Stunt Arse 9
Woodchip 9
Dave the Gaffer 9
afters 9
Dick Knights Mumm 7
ChapmansThe Saviour 7
dwayne 6
Man of Harveys 6
Bevendean Hillbilly 4
ben andrews' girlfriend 4
rool 4
Lush 3
Hannibal smith 3
Buzzer 2
samparish 2
Garry Nelson's Left Foot 2
Bozza 3
hampden park 2
Tony Meolas Loan Spell 1
junior 1
Icy Gull 1
dougdeep 1
sten_super 1


Les, for 39 posts you've provided absolutely shit value on this thread. Carry on.

I like to think of myself as more of a host for tonights entertainment. The point being I let the rest of shine having kicked things off and holding it all together.
 


Les Biehn said:
I like to think of myself as more of a host for tonights entertainment. The point being I let the rest of shine having kicked things off and holding it all together.

Or in English. DULL.
 


Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Lokki 7 said:
Or in English. DULL.

May be dull but I have clearly got to you Lokki (or as I like to call you, Mr Entertainment). You can't stop trying to have a dig at me.:)
 




1983

Banned
Dec 8, 2005
58
Location Location
Frank- "....and this one is me and the missus sightseeing"
 

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Les Biehn said:
May be dull but I have clearly got to you Lokki (or as I like to call you, Mr Entertainment). You can't stop trying to have a dig at me.:)

Yes Les. I lie awake at night, tossing and turning in turmoil. I can't eat. I can't concentrate. My whole existance is frought with agony, struggling to answer the eternal question. How can Les Biehn post so often when he has absolutely nothing of value to say on anything EVER?
Still at least you can cheer as all up with some inuendo about bumming. Even after 2 years I never tire of that.
 


Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
I think everyone has done very well on this thread. Everyone, give yourselves a nosh.
 




Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Lokki 7 said:
Yes Les. I lie awake at night, tossing and turning in turmoil. I can't eat. I can't concentrate. My whole existance is frought with agony, struggling to answer the eternal question. How can Les Biehn post so often when he has absolutely nothing of value to say on anything EVER?
Still at least you can cheer as all up with some inuendo about bumming. Even after 2 years I never tire of that.

And I'm dull.
 


Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Lokki 7 said:
Yes Les. I lie awake at night, tossing and turning in turmoil. I can't eat. I can't concentrate. My whole existance is frought with agony, struggling to answer the eternal question. How can Les Biehn post so often when he has absolutely nothing of value to say on anything EVER?
Still at least you can cheer as all up with some inuendo about bumming. Even after 2 years I never tire of that.

I think if you look Les does post useful, constuctive comments on threads that require it. There is a place for everyone on this board surely?
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
I have nothing of any consequence to add to this thread apart from the fact that it is bloody entertaining and has more twists than a corkscrew, keep it going chaps :clap2:

:interested bystander:
 






Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,989
Surrey
Woodchip said:
21months of dull-dom. Hmm, wonder if I can copyright that word.

21 months of dull-dom(c).

Apparently I can. :)
Alternatively you could just use the word "tedium" which already exists. Like everybody else does.
 




Woodchip

It's all about the bikes
Aug 28, 2004
14,460
Shaky Town, NZ
Simster said:
Alternatively you could just use the word "tedium" which already exists. Like everybody else does.
I could do, but dulldom(c) (now for more streamlined use without the hyphen) sound so much more fun.

Alternatively I could have typed "Pipe down Dimster"
 




Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Where is Questions today - The hungry little fool?
 


Hannibal smith

New member
Jul 7, 2003
2,216
Kenilworth
Chesney Christ said:
:lolol:

No mention of his dead black sister?

Dwayne, Dwayne as black as you may be
You have sweep Kylie Minogue’s chimney
To avenge your dead sister
You’ve been body building something rotton
Trying to get a shag off that slag Fearne Cotton.
 


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