Baby on Board ... who gives a feck!

[Dick Knights Mumm]

WHY? You should ALWAYS be driving carefully whether the car in front has children in it or is choc-a-bloc with Palace fans.

Now you are being ridiculous.

 

[empire]

I was following a car home this evening with one of those stupid "Baby on Board" signs in the back window.

So effing what?? Who gives a damn what you've got in your car??

I seriously hope none of the posters on here are sad enough to have one (a sign, not a baby!) ... although having given it some thought there are a few who probably do ...

Anyone going to admit it?

f***ing twat

 

[tedebear]

I'm not a fan of these signs - I won't be displaying one in my car if I ever have children - besides I drive a classy car and it would look out of place on a 1963 Cortina!!

What I will be doing to ensure the safety of any little people in my car is to ensure they are buckled in, in the back seat, and I will be driving respectfully and carefully - I don't need a sign for that...

 

[chips and gravy]

I shall become a Dad for the first time in the next 6 weeks. I vow never to have one of these badges - to me it screams 'look at me, I'm fertile!'

I'm with the people who say that we should drive with consideration all the time and not just around those cars with the badge in the back.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I always feel they're slightly insulting to other road users- the implication being that unless you know there's a baby in the back, you'll drive like a total idiot. Which is crap, as some people will always drive like idiots, and the rest will generally be sensible. But nobody is going to change the way they drive because of a Baby on Board sticker in the back

Come on, proud parents, admit it, you only put them in the car when your first child arrives because you want the world to know about your beautiful new offspring. It's just another alternative to boring everyone else with baby photos and tales of the birth....

 

[goldstone]

But nobody is going to change the way they drive because of a Baby on Board sticker in the back

Exactly my point, Edna.

 

[NMH]

Do they make 'badger on board' stickers? They might after this thread. I would hope to actually hit a deer, but not damage my car all that bad - then take the dead animal to a butchers and have it dressed. Venison !

 

[brighton rock]

there are a few sick people on nsc maybe when they have a one year old child in the back of their car they might understand why drivers with a sign in the back of their get so upset with a boy racer right up their rear,

 

[Bozza]

Come on, proud parents, admit it, you only put them in the car when your first child arrives because you want the world to know about your beautiful new offspring. It's just another alternative to boring everyone else with baby photos and tales of the birth....

How dare you make that sweeping generalisation of new parents.

(Maddy gets nicked at her first game - Derby away last season)

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Hooly!

 

[Wozza]

Re: Re: Baby on Board ... who gives a feck!

f***ing twat

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Well thought out argument. Hell, I've just changed my mind!

 

[zefarelly]

theres been some quality and funny posts on this thread . . . . and some f***ing stupid ones, mainly from people who cant drive properly.

yes you can drive quickly and safely . . . .the police are trained to do exactly that, and on the whole I think they do, when they need to, even though I'm not their biggest fan!

it should be illegal to have stickers and dangly things in your windows . . .the way most people drive you'd think they cant see past the end of the bonnet let alone be aware of whats going on out of any other windows.

I once saw a lady in a car in Milan . . . the hanging distraction in the window said 'bimbo a bordo' sort of summed it up nicely I thought.

If those of you who think BOB signes are so fekking good in the car and your babies so precious and delicate . . leave the little fucker wrapped up in a big soft blanket at home . . . god forbit it might get caught out in a draught, or moved at more than 0.5mph causing muscle build up in any of its limbs

 

[Brovion]

there are a few sick people on nsc maybe when they have a one year old child in the back of their car they might understand why drivers with a sign in the back of their get so upset with a boy racer right up their rear,

Dork alert! I take it you are one of the bad drivers I was referring to? You STILL think that it will make a difference; hell if a boy racer thinks you've got a kid on board just for a laugh he'll probably roar up to you, sound his horn and overrev the engine just to frighten the baby. Take the sign down and they won't be tempted to wind you up.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

But is it true that men who drive with their front fog lights on are soliciting for gay sex?

I think it must be.

 

[zefarelly]

I think so Barnet, they are also sending out subliminal messages that say 'I bend over for bears'

and roller skate sewing machine powered cars with 2 exhausts the size of drain pipes . . .why?

 

[Faldo]

This is freaky - I had exactly this rant at the weekend!

Pile of arse!

Yours, very much against any kind of windscreen / window adornments (albion paraphernalia excepted), Faldo

 

[simnom]

One of the best has got to be:

"Jesus Loves You"

"Nobody else does you f**cking ar*ehole"

 

[zefarelly]

One of the best has got to be:

"Jesus Loves You"

"Nobody else does you f**cking ar*ehole"

that one and Jesus loves you . . . .everyone else thinks your a c**t


tinted windows should be illegal as well . . . .we know your ugly but theres no need to hide, we're not looking, and you cant see where your going

 

[chips and gravy]

When I lived in the States a few years ago the evolutionists countered the fish emblem with one that had legs and Darwin written across the middle.

 

[chip]

When I lived in the States a few years ago the evolutionists countered the fish emblem with one that had legs and Darwin written across the middle.

I used to have a "satan witness" symbol on the back of my car in the 80/90s. The wife made me remove it as it upset her mother.

When some knob is too close to the rear of my motor, I slow down or just take my foot of the accelerator. If they start flashing I put on the hazard lights. Tailgaters on mobile 'phones are probably the most dangerous drivers on our motorways and should be banned. On my daily trip along the M27 youngish girls in small cars seem to be the worst offenders.

BOB signs, indifferent - no more or less irritating than many others.