Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

Are you related to that bloke who used to be on Bread and Goodnight Sweetheart ?

No.

 

[The Wookiee]

No.

cheers,

 

[Uncle Buck]

cheers,

No problem.

 

[Nibble]

Why is the milka cow lilac?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why is the milka cow lilac?

Chernobyl?

 

[Nibble]

Chernobyl?

I'll ask the questions.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I'll ask the questions.

The rant must be more militant these days....

 

[Silent Bob]

Why is the milka cow lilac?

It's a RAGING homosexual.

 

[Uncle Buck]

It's a RAGING homosexual.

Does it wear three quarter length trousers?

 

[fatboy]

Does it wear three quarter length trousers?

This is ask Uncle Buck, not Uncle Buck asks.

 

[Man of Harveys]

http://www.timeout.com/london/bars/reviews/5943.html

(as someone else has bounced this old thread)
I finally went to this pub last week - but they had no Koenig Pilsener and the barman looked at me like I was MAD when I asked for it. The quest continues...

 

[Uncle Buck]

This is ask Uncle Buck, not Uncle Buck asks.

Sorry.

It does then.

Correct change please.

 

[Trufflehound]

they had no Koenig Pilsener and the barman looked at me like I was MAD when I asked for it.

I blame Steve McClaren.

 

[Les Biehn]

Why do Russian men sew their flys up?

 

[Silent Bob]

Does it wear three quarter length trousers?

No, it's a cow.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why do Russian men sew their flys up?

Vodka.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Why do I ache

 

[Les Biehn]

Vodka.

Nope, its because Chernobyl fallout.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why do I ache

Decent nights business.

Have you invoiced Les?

 

[Les Biehn]

Why do I ache for cock