[Football] ‘Arry gets cancelled

[Biscuit]

What an idiotic thing to do.

 

[Jackthelad]

Cringy boomer attempts comedy. This is why BBC and ITV used to panic with these ex footballer boomers when they had them on, you never knew what they were going to say. Whenever I think of Harry I think of the football hitting his head every Harry thread should have video posted at least twice.

 

[hart's shirt]

Alanis Morissette's head would explode if she ever read this thread.

She oughta know.

 

[PascalGroß Tips]

I was a STH at Dean Court in 1990 when Harry was in the horrendous car crash in Italy which killed his friend and AFCB MD Brian Tiler. Harry was away from DC for some time and I remember the first game he returned. He still wasn’t allowed on the touchline and sat in the directors box … which was two rows in front of my seat. The reaction from the crowd - including the away supports was quite something. Very emotional. He can be a silly old sod … can’t we all.

 

[Chicken Run]

Cringy boomer attempts comedy. This is why BBC and ITV used to panic with these ex footballer boomers when they had them on, you never knew what they were going to say. Whenever I think of Harry I think of the football hitting his head every Harry thread should have video posted at least twice.

Good post, i fecking hate boomers

 

[AmexRuislip]

Arry will survive. He always does. He will probably be in a BMW advert by the end of next week.

When that tsunami hits the Sandbanks, I'm sure we'll be giving the salute

 

[Cordwainer]

Epic bantz from yesterday’s man. Should get him on the second series of Last One Laughing.

 

[7dialssouthpaw]

left hand

 

[trueblue]

OK. So the half-hearted salute is dim. Yet, funnily enough, I saw the German comedian Henning Wehn last night who essentially made the same - while far better structured - gag about Tuchel. Along the lines of "If England win the World Cup, great, we can still say it's one of ours. And if they don't, brilliant, "Well done Agent Tuchel!".

He also made a very close to the knuckle joke early on about the Holocaust which, judging by this 'story', would have given Jacob Steinberg a coronary. The important thing is it was very, very clearly a JOKE. One that made everyone wince a bit but laugh in the way you do when someone, knowingly, pushes the boundaries for comic effect.

Redknapp's behaviour is pretty lame here but surely the only crime is against comedy. I doubt very much he is a fascist, supports fascism or genuinely thinks Tuchel is a German spy

 

[Seagull on the Hill]

Good post, i fecking hate boomers

I'm a boomer, you don't know me so why would you hate me?

 

[Chicken Run]

I'm a boomer, you don't know me so why would you hate

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Good, he’s a ****.

 

[Jackthelad]

Good post, i fecking hate boomers

Boomerphobe.

 

[Chicken Run]

Boomerphobe.

Everyonephobe would be more accurate

 

[Doc Lynam]

What a stupid thing to do.

 

[Algernon]

What a stupid thing to do.

Ja, sein name wird auf die Liste gesetzt.

 

[Coalburner]

Silly mistake, but not nothing too major - move on. Oh, it’s 2025 isn’t it

Not nothing means it is something

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

OK. So the half-hearted salute is dim. Yet, funnily enough, I saw the German comedian Henning Wehn last night who essentially made the same - while far better structured - gag about Tuchel. Along the lines of "If England win the World Cup, great, we can still say it's one of ours. And if they don't, brilliant, "Well done Agent Tuchel!".

He also made a very close to the knuckle joke early on about the Holocaust which, judging by this 'story', would have given Jacob Steinberg a coronary. The important thing is it was very, very clearly a JOKE. One that made everyone wince a bit but laugh in the way you do when someone, knowingly, pushes the boundaries for comic effect.

Redknapp's behaviour is pretty lame here but surely the only crime is against comedy. I doubt very much he is a fascist, supports fascism or genuinely thinks Tuchel is a German spy

I love a good crime against comedy, me

I have seen Henning many times.
The go-to gig is at the Betsy Trotwood, where he tries out new material.
Back in around 2010 I went with my German (now long since former) GF.
She found him funny but rather alarming, and told me that some of the jokes would definitely get him in the shit in Germany.
I think he came on stage with his PA playing Lili Marleen, and left with Tomorrow Belongs To Me.
But you'd have to have had a heart of stone to not titter at:
"Three* world cups and one world Pope.
Doo-dah"

*Now four....

 

[Dick Head]

Has he done a Nazi salute? He was waving his left arm around a lot but not conclusively a Nazi salute. Can VAR take a look?

Don't mention the VAR!



Somebody had to...

 

[Eeyore]

Don't mention the VAR!



Somebody had to...

And the fact that when the ball did cross the line we didn't get given the f***ing goal.