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Sorry if this has been posted before (as nearly everything seems to have been).
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Are you a northerner in disguise?
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Digweeds Trousers
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As southern as they come...........thank God
alan partridge
Active member
southern fairy me
Knightsworld
Well-known member
Southerner La La La
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
OH NO I am a Southern fairy!
What rubbish.
I am just off down t'pit wi mi whippet, slugging Dandelion and Burdock and stuffin me gob wit'meat n potato pie tha knows
What rubbish.
I am just off down t'pit wi mi whippet, slugging Dandelion and Burdock and stuffin me gob wit'meat n potato pie tha knows
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 21,562
Southern Fairy
YOU ARE A SOUTHERN FAIRY
Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00.
If you are in fact a northerner and are reading this, then you have achieved quite something. The only explanation is a lack of work down t'pit and over-exposure to colour television. You should be listening to the wireless you jackanape.
Chances are, you are in fact a southerner. If so, why not try black pudding with your next fryup? It's great. Actually, no it's not.
In conclusion, fack off, you cahnt!
Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00.
If you are in fact a northerner and are reading this, then you have achieved quite something. The only explanation is a lack of work down t'pit and over-exposure to colour television. You should be listening to the wireless you jackanape.
Chances are, you are in fact a southerner. If so, why not try black pudding with your next fryup? It's great. Actually, no it's not.
In conclusion, fack off, you cahnt!
Lammy
Registered Abuser
SOUTHERN FAIRY!!
Set of Tracksuits
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Icy Gull said:A Northernerhow the feck did that happen
An imposter on NSC!! Get the mods!!!
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 21,562
Quite suprised to come out as a southerner as I ticked that I don't support Man U
Lord Bracknell
On fire
YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD
Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?
If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.
If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.
In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!
Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?
If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.
If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.
In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!
Yoda
English & European
SOUTHERN FAIRY
Cian
Well-known member
Southerner. Illogically, since Donegal is on the same parellels as Scotland is....
YOU ARE A SOUTHERN FAIRY
Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00.
If you are in fact a northerner and are reading this, then you have achieved quite something. The only explanation is a lack of work down t'pit and over-exposure to colour television. You should be listening to the wireless you jackanape.
Chances are, you are in fact a southerner. If so, why not try black pudding with your next fryup? It's great. Actually, no it's not.
In conclusion, fack off, you cahnt!
Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00.
If you are in fact a northerner and are reading this, then you have achieved quite something. The only explanation is a lack of work down t'pit and over-exposure to colour television. You should be listening to the wireless you jackanape.
Chances are, you are in fact a southerner. If so, why not try black pudding with your next fryup? It's great. Actually, no it's not.
In conclusion, fack off, you cahnt!
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 74,096
DUMASS FAT-FACED NORTHERN BASTARD
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
As both my parents were born and raised in Barnsley, i was a bit worried there. But nope, i'm a southern fairy.
Phew.
Phew.
¡Cereal Killer!
Whale Oil Beef Hooked
YOU ARE A SOUTHERN FAIRY
Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00.
If you are in fact a northerner and are reading this, then you have achieved quite something. The only explanation is a lack of work down t'pit and over-exposure to colour television. You should be listening to the wireless you jackanape.
Chances are, you are in fact a southerner. If so, why not try black pudding with your next fryup? It's great. Actually, no it's not.
In conclusion, fack off, you cahnt!
Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00.
If you are in fact a northerner and are reading this, then you have achieved quite something. The only explanation is a lack of work down t'pit and over-exposure to colour television. You should be listening to the wireless you jackanape.
Chances are, you are in fact a southerner. If so, why not try black pudding with your next fryup? It's great. Actually, no it's not.
In conclusion, fack off, you cahnt!