Are you a northerner in disguise?

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The Mole

Well-known member
Feb 20, 2004
1,508
Bowdon actually , Cheshire
Thank God for that - I'm a Northener - must have been knowing where Exeter was that did it. Having lived a five years in the South, 19 in the Midlands and 19 in the North it could have been tricky!
 


cirC

Active member
Jul 26, 2004
455
Tupnorth
southern fairy,strange that ,lived in the dales for 20 years.
once a seagull always a seagull cause they crap on everyone else lol:clap:
 








Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,145
Haywards Heath
SF
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Very accurate.

I am an SF and Ned is a NB

:lolol:
 






Dover

Home at Last.
Oct 5, 2003
4,474
Brighton, United Kingdom
YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD

Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?

If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.

If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.

In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!


Strangley enough, my grandfathers were Geordie (rip) and still alive Scouse. I thought I would be a Southerner though.
 


Trish

New member
Jul 5, 2003
515
I never doubted that I'd be a southern fairy, even though I was born a few miles from Bradford. Fortunately, common sense prevailed and when I was eight my Shoreham born dad decided that we should all move to Sussex. :clap2: :clap2:
 






pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,657
West, West, West Sussex
YAY. Southern fairy.
My parents will be turning their graves - they both came from Yorkshire !
 


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