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Barrel of Fun

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I was hypnotised at school. Part of a wednesday afternoon lecture.

Fantastic fun.

It wasn't how I expected it. I thought I would be in a trance, but it just seemed to work on the power of suggestion. You wouldn't choose to dance to "I'm singing in the rain" in front of 300 of your peers and U6th formers!!


What sort of stuff were you made to do?
 
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sullyupthewing

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Jul 5, 2003
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BarrelofFun said:
I was hypnotised at school. Part of a wednesday afternoon lecture.

Fantastic fun.

It wasn't how I expected it. I thought I would be in a trance, but it just seemed to work on the power of suggestion. You wouldn't choose to dance to "I'm singing in the rain" in front of 300 of your peers and U6th formers!!


What sort of stuff were you made to do?

Nothing, I went because I have a terrible problem sleeping, I am on sleeping tablets and I want off of them, so I thought I would give it a try, Her voice was crystal clear during the session but now I can't remeber what she said, and believe it or not I am looking forward to the land of nod.
I always thought it was a load of bolloxs.
 






Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
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How would i know?I'm pissed.
sullyupthewing said:
Nothing, I went because I have a terrible problem sleeping, I am on sleeping tablets and I want off of them, so I thought I would give it a try, Her voice was crystal clear during the session but now I can't remeber what she said, and believe it or not I am looking forward to the land of nod.
I always thought it was a load of bolloxs.
Let me know how you get on.If it works i want her number, seriously.
 












Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Billy the Fish said:
Yeah same here, I want to be hypnotized into making my COCK bigger :thumbsup:

She does hypnotism - not micro-surgury
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,754
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I've somehow been hypnotized into parting with the thick end of £450 to sit in a half-empty athletics track for 9 months. In the rain.

AMAZING trick.
 


Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
Billy the Fish said:
Yeah same here, I want to be hypnotized into making my COCK bigger :thumbsup:
Run a circular saw over your fingers and throw away the bits.
Alternatively, get Jeremy Beadle to hold your cock with his little hand.......either way, your cock will look bigger.
 






Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
Easy 10 said:
I've somehow been hypnotized into parting with the thick end of £450 to sit in a half-empty athletics track for 9 months. In the rain.

AMAZING trick.
I fell for that SCAM too.........unbelievable, i always said my sister was the gullible one in our family, but now i'm not so sure.:nono:
 


B.M.F

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Aug 2, 2003
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Bakesy said:
get Jeremy Beadle to hold your cock with his little hand.......either way, your cock will look bigger.

Thanks for that Bakesy, always wondered how hard it is to clean JD and coke off of my monitor and after that comment I am about to find out:angry:
 




desprateseagull

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Jul 20, 2003
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brighton, actually
there was a nightly show at some holiday camp a few years ago, and tge featured act wanted 10 volunteers to be hypnotised 'just for fun'. there were kids in the audience, so it couldnt go too far anyway.

i was (still am) sceptical, though curious too- so muggins volunterered.

we were told to line up, each sitting on a chair facing the audience, with 'soothing' music playing, and some paul mckenna wannabe wandering around, doung his thing.

i found it quite hilarious, and i got the feeling people just used it as an escuse to act the fool, with various silly pranks- hopping arond the stage, licking a potato etc, dancing with a broom etc..

:probably more drink than hypno was at play!
 




Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Playing snooker
desprateseagull said:
hopping arond the stage, licking a potato etc, dancing with a broom

3-2-1 you're back in the room...
 
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ExmouthExile

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Feb 11, 2005
1,810
sullyupthewing said:
I just have, bloody weird.

If you think that's weird, have you ever tried having a past life regression done? very similar to hypnotism, now that IS weird, especially when it works
 


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