Another question for the ladies ......

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Since it transpires that you gals prefer a man in clothes, to a geezer stripping his kekky y-fronts off, would you pay to watch NMH in a tux, noshing a Morroccan chicken cake (using fingers, as customery) holding a crystal glass sparkling with chateau plonk ?
You could pretend we were toasting, vous avec moi, I'd wink a bit into the lens and give it the old smouldering Elvis, and lay on the charm a bit tasty while a lilting sultry sax soulfully and enchantingly serenades.

You daft bints would empty your bank accounts for a few hours of that on a webcam, right ? I'd understand if you used summat vibrating on y'selves, just for the occasions .

Apologies if this thought already turns you on, I don't mean to get you all hot and bothered before you 'submit' (that button under the credit details) to the Nice Mr Hilter .

oooow baabyy ! (steam rises into the air)
 






Danny Seagull's Mate

Babe of the Year 2003
Sep 28, 2003
286
Woodingdean
Not really no, Seeing as this board is supposed to be football related, I would pay for you to get down to ya football kit and do a couple of lengths round withdean, now that would get us gals hot and bothered,

especially if you looked anything like Dan Harding.


:clap:
 




Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
I'm too busy enjoying myself with my husband to bother looking at anyone else at all.

Apart from OGH on the pitch of course (nowhere else)
 








Ahh, well at least one lady is faintly amused !

Once again, the lasses succeed in retaining their paychecks - no voyeurs among them and Safeway and I will go hungry (well, safeway might attract some poofs for his stripping skills).

I dunno who Orlando Bloom is BB, but you can always imagine I'm much better looking .....in the dark after several martinis , whatever floats your boat baby ! ;)
 




Danny Seagull's Mate said:
Not really no, Seeing as this board is supposed to be football related, I would pay for you to get down to ya football kit and do a couple of lengths round withdean, now that would get us gals hot and bothered,

especially if you looked anything like Dan Harding.


:clap:

Hmm, "a couple of lengths" eh ? Shall I get Nice Mr Freud in to analyse what you may mean by this ?
 


NMH said:
I dunno who Orlando Bloom is BB

Don't know who Orlando Bloom is? Why....:angry:

He was in that Pirate film with Johnny Depp (which as you can probably tell I didn't see). Also in Lord of the Rings as the blonde elf man. If he can look sexy in a white wig and long ears then think what he's like in real life!;)
 






Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
Biscuit saw my seductive <cough> side on my webcam last night....well the 2 finger salute that is :D
 






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