NMH
Banned
Since it transpires that you gals prefer a man in clothes, to a geezer stripping his kekky y-fronts off, would you pay to watch NMH in a tux, noshing a Morroccan chicken cake (using fingers, as customery) holding a crystal glass sparkling with chateau plonk ?
You could pretend we were toasting, vous avec moi, I'd wink a bit into the lens and give it the old smouldering Elvis, and lay on the charm a bit tasty while a lilting sultry sax soulfully and enchantingly serenades.
You daft bints would empty your bank accounts for a few hours of that on a webcam, right ? I'd understand if you used summat vibrating on y'selves, just for the occasions .
Apologies if this thought already turns you on, I don't mean to get you all hot and bothered before you 'submit' (that button under the credit details) to the Nice Mr Hilter .
oooow baabyy ! (steam rises into the air)
You could pretend we were toasting, vous avec moi, I'd wink a bit into the lens and give it the old smouldering Elvis, and lay on the charm a bit tasty while a lilting sultry sax soulfully and enchantingly serenades.
You daft bints would empty your bank accounts for a few hours of that on a webcam, right ? I'd understand if you used summat vibrating on y'selves, just for the occasions .
Apologies if this thought already turns you on, I don't mean to get you all hot and bothered before you 'submit' (that button under the credit details) to the Nice Mr Hilter .
oooow baabyy ! (steam rises into the air)