I hate the yanks, heres are some of the reasons why:
American Football = Rugby : Basically the same except they run into each other in a mindless way wearing big pads and helmets and are allowed to throw the ball forward...Pointless!
BasketBall = NetBall : Big lanky legged freaks who can change a lightbulb at 10ft without the need of a step-ladder!
BaseBall = Rounders : Same thing except the need to swivel ones arse when holding the bat and spit everywhere during the game for no reason. Also has a "World Series" which includes teams from...yep the US and maybe the odd one or two from Canada, apparently Japan have a team...but thats hardly the "World" is it?...NO!
Ice Hockey = Hockey : On ice instead of on land and the need to fight and deleberatley hit the person not the puck, no point to puck they may aswell just fight!
Soccer = Football : So as not to confuse the dumbwitted yanks we called it Soccer for them so it would'nt clash with they're crappy American Football...dumbf
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Any others I've missed?
American Football = Rugby : Basically the same except they run into each other in a mindless way wearing big pads and helmets and are allowed to throw the ball forward...Pointless!
BasketBall = NetBall : Big lanky legged freaks who can change a lightbulb at 10ft without the need of a step-ladder!
BaseBall = Rounders : Same thing except the need to swivel ones arse when holding the bat and spit everywhere during the game for no reason. Also has a "World Series" which includes teams from...yep the US and maybe the odd one or two from Canada, apparently Japan have a team...but thats hardly the "World" is it?...NO!
Ice Hockey = Hockey : On ice instead of on land and the need to fight and deleberatley hit the person not the puck, no point to puck they may aswell just fight!
Soccer = Football : So as not to confuse the dumbwitted yanks we called it Soccer for them so it would'nt clash with they're crappy American Football...dumbf
Any others I've missed?
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