A thread full of advice

[Safeway]

A stitch in time saves nine.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[aftershavedave]

"too many cocks spoil your breath"

or something like that

 

[Robbo]

"too many cocks spoil your breath"

or something like that

QUALITY

 

[chemical brother]

Just say yes.

The following advice was given to me by Lance (Cannarian Seagull) and in no way reflects my own opinion although it has stood me in good stead from time to time:

If you don't wanna get 'em pregnant, do it up the arse.
One up the arse and we'll let it pass.
Up the bum is just for fun.

xx

 

[WATFORD zero]

Never let facts get in the way when apportioning blame

 

[El Presidente]

A buttered parsnip carries no moss

 

[jonnyboylennon]

'One in the hand is worth two in the bush'.



never agreed with that one myself.

 

[tinx]

Just say yes.

The following advice was given to me by Lance (Cannarian Seagull) and in no way reflects my own opinion although it has stood me in good stead from time to time:

If you don't wanna get 'em pregnant, do it up the arse.
One up the arse and we'll let it pass.
Up the bum is just for fun.

xx

ALong the same lines, my personal fav is

one in the bum no harm done.

 

[Artois]

A stitch in time saves nine.

I always thought it was:

A stitch in time saves running the rest of the race.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

When eating soup, start from the edge and work you way in.

 

[Sam]

quite a topical bit of advice regarding the Cricket

"Catches win Matches"

 

[Safeway]

One up the rectum don't affect 'em.

 

[albiongirl]

Watched toast always burns

 

[CHAPPERS]

Re: Re: A thread full of advice

I always thought it was:

A stitch in time saves running the rest of the race.

I don't understand, are you TRYING to be funny artois?

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Re: Re: Re: A thread full of advice

I don't understand, are you TRYING to be funny artois?

i think he may well have been Chappers. Oh dear.

What an absolute CHISELPOP

 

[CHAPPERS]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A thread full of advice

i think he may well have been Chappers. Oh dear.

What an absolute CHISELPOP

What a f***ing GOON

 

[Artois]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A thread full of advice

What an absolute CHISELPOP

 

[Brady's Old Lady]

If you fart in the bath - but there are no bubbles - you'd probably best get out quick!

 

[brighton rock]

a man who goes to bed with an ichey bum wakes up with smelly fingers