A thread full of advice

[perth seagull]

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

 

[afc womble]

wear sunscream

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Never buy a dwarf with learning difficulties...........It's not big and it's not clever.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Quitters never win
Winners never quit
But if you don't win and don't quit you're an idiot.

 

[Titanic]

When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or lose, its how drunk you get.

 

[Mr Popkins]

when the river runs red, take the dirt track instead

 

[Robbo]

When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or lose, its how drunk you get.

Homer "the legend" Simpson.

 

[Titanic]

"Crying isn't going to bring the dog back ... unless your tears smell like dog food. Maybe if you ate a lot of dog food, your tears would start to smell like dog food. So you can sit here and eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food so it brings the dog back, or you can go out and find him"

 

[Robbo]

You tried your best and failed miserably.


The lesson is.......................................














..........NEVER TRY!!!