As [MENTION=13091]sam86[/MENTION] points out, that is the ONLY picture of this emu thing doing anything remotely hard.
DO SOMETHING ELSE HARD YOU FUCKNUT.
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***2013 Worlds Hardest Creature Competition-Semi Finals-Polar Bear vs Hippo vs Cassowary**
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DO SOMETHING ELSE HARD YOU FUCKNUT.
Hotchilidog
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- Jan 24, 2009
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The Cassowary only seems to pick fights with items of FURNITURE, it is not in the same league as the man-eating Hippo or Polar Bear.
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Hove / Παρος
Only NSC could vote a fluffy bird to the title of worlds hardest animal
It's a feathered DINOSAUR
I know your thinking, surely that Polar Bear is harder than that Cassowary, but is it? Did you know that Polar Bears are almost gone, the ice is melting and one of the big reasons is cows farting which causes global warming!! I love this competition and it horrors me that the good people of NSC could be tricked into putting Polar Bears into the final making them officially one of the hardest creatures in the world when they are in fact not, the odd Cassowary may be killed by a dog but the PB fans are not telling you how many dogs the Cassowary has killed. Its just typical spin whilst they try to cover up the fact not just one Polar Bear but all of them could be taken out by one of these after a Vindaloo....
Not really hard at all is it??
VOTE CASSOWARY!
Not really hard at all is it??
VOTE CASSOWARY!
Brighton Breezy
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Hippo. Pretty much NAILS.
Silent Bob
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- Dec 6, 2004
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It would be a DISGRACE if the split 'big animal' vote allows Joseph and His Technicolour Dreamchicken through to the final... it is further than it deserves already. It is literally dogfood. Casserole OUT.
Bladders
Twats everywhere
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.....that savages fruits, flowers, fungi, snails, insects, frogs, birds, fish, rats, mice.
They eat flowers ffs!
As opposed to the hippo.........that eats grass?? ooohhhhh well hard!! or the Polar Bear that eats nothing for months?? because it is too lazy and needs a bit of a kip?
Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
Polar bear is f*cking hard...
Bladders
Twats everywhere
It looks lost and bewildered.
Even a small monkey would at least attempt to rip your windscreen wiper off.
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the Hippo is a BEAST of an animal. the Hippo should win but the polar bear will win.
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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Well, we'd best all vote for the cassowary then. The cassowary that gets eaten by pet dogs and numbers the pig amongst its major threats. Yes, the pig. Not content to be eaten by pet dogs the cassowary is also under threat from pigs. How? They eat similar food and the nasty little piggies are eating too much so the big bad 'batshitmental' cassowaries can't get enough food. What does the cassowary do? Nothing. Zip. It lets the pig eat all the food without even putting up a whimper of protest. It then goes looking for some habdouts from humans where it is promptly killed by the pet dog.
The Cassowary is a farce of a contestant.
Silent Bob
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That's a 10/10 post
Also pigs eat their eggs, would a hard animal be taking that shit? From a pig? I think not.
It's actually responsible for ruining the integrity of the competition too. Hippo v Polar Bear would have been a semifinal to make the paying punters absolutely DROOL. Instead this fuckshit bird ruins the party meaning the sane people are voting tactically for the polar bear without giving thought as to whether the hippo is harder.
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
Well-known member
True. I was gutted when it clawed (no pun intended) its way back to a tie in the quater final. It's presence in the late rounds is doing this venerable competition a massive disservice.
The other semi is a pure gold classic though. Croc vs Honeybadger is always a magnificent battle.
JCL - the new kid in town
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"During World War II American and Australian troops stationed in New Guinea were warned to steer clear of Cassowary's"
Armies were with all their guns were warned to stay away from them, thats pretty hard.....
Armies were with all their guns were warned to stay away from them, thats pretty hard.....
Bladders
Twats everywhere
I'm sure had they been stationed in the Arctic or around large waterholes in Africa they would have been told the same.