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it probably just swam down to the bottom of a lake and hid out. Crocs drag their food under water to soften it up before they can eat it, thats not hard
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it probably just swam down to the bottom of a lake and hid out. Crocs drag their food under water to soften it up before they can eat it, thats not hard
Bladders
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.................so I've been repeatedly told. Even if they were the same size I'd still go croc.
Stumpy Tim
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The overall winner MUST come from this battle. Two double hard creatures for sure.
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Hillian1
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I defy you to get within 100 yards of a Crocodile while holding your anti Crocodile device (rubber band) and see if it gives a shit.
Stumpy Tim
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Snakes are tiny. If you're not affected by the poison it's a piece of piss
Bladders
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Anyone can catch a snake.
Try taking down an Elephant
Try taking down an Elephant
chucky1973
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honey badger looks the plums, its got my vote
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Anyone can catch a snake.
Try taking down an Elephant
Great picture. Will definitely be voting croc were it to come to a Croc v Polar Bear final.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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I honestly can't decide. I've been a huge fan of the HB but those croc pics make it look mental.
I think i need to see evidence of the BADGER taking down something BIG.
I think i need to see evidence of the BADGER taking down something BIG.
Bladders
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That is the HB first point of atatck. If one ever went for you, kiss bye to your nuts.
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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Being hard is being able to dish out severe punishment but it is lso being able to endure severe punishment.
The crocodile can do both and then some.
It has the most powerful bite of any animal in recorded history. ( Crocodiles Have Strongest Bite Ever Measured, Hands-on Tests Show )
Once it has clamped it's incredibly poweful jaws over its prey, it drags it into the water and commences its trademark killing move(no other animal has a trade mark killing move) The Death Roll.
In terms of punishment, they can survive even with torn of limbs or tail. (Supersize Crocs - Crocodile Secrets of Survival | Nature | PBS)
On top of this is the fact that that 99.9% of all the species that have ever burrowed, slithered, crawled, walked, hopped, ran ,swam or flown on/over/in the earth have gone extinct. Nature, mother nature if you will, is the ultimate arbiter of who survives through the process of evolution and natural selection. The crocodiles have been around for 200million or more years. And for the last 80million years or so they have more or less stopped evolving. That is to say they've reached near evolutionary perfection. Nature cannot make them any better. It's what allowed them to outlive the dinosaurs. The dinosaurs, who lest we forget, are some of the all time hardest creatures. Yet whatever catastrophe it was that spelt the end of these fine beasts the crocodiles were impervious to it. They just carried on being the epitome of evolutionary perfection.
That is seriously hard.
And, as a bonus, they can go a year without eating.
Vote CROC
The crocodile can do both and then some.
It has the most powerful bite of any animal in recorded history. ( Crocodiles Have Strongest Bite Ever Measured, Hands-on Tests Show )
Once it has clamped it's incredibly poweful jaws over its prey, it drags it into the water and commences its trademark killing move(no other animal has a trade mark killing move) The Death Roll.
In terms of punishment, they can survive even with torn of limbs or tail. (Supersize Crocs - Crocodile Secrets of Survival | Nature | PBS)
On top of this is the fact that that 99.9% of all the species that have ever burrowed, slithered, crawled, walked, hopped, ran ,swam or flown on/over/in the earth have gone extinct. Nature, mother nature if you will, is the ultimate arbiter of who survives through the process of evolution and natural selection. The crocodiles have been around for 200million or more years. And for the last 80million years or so they have more or less stopped evolving. That is to say they've reached near evolutionary perfection. Nature cannot make them any better. It's what allowed them to outlive the dinosaurs. The dinosaurs, who lest we forget, are some of the all time hardest creatures. Yet whatever catastrophe it was that spelt the end of these fine beasts the crocodiles were impervious to it. They just carried on being the epitome of evolutionary perfection.
That is seriously hard.
And, as a bonus, they can go a year without eating.
Vote CROC
Bladders
Twats everywhere
Anyone can catch a snake.
Try taking down an Elephant
This is hard and goes to show the elephant should never be considered as hard, he looks like a right pussy in this pic, infornt of his kid too, cringe.
Stumpy Tim
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You'll be looking for that evidence for a very long time. Simply doesn't exist
Bladders
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Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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There is no picture of it. Because it never happens. They fight* bigger animals when cornered before high tailing it away. But they never, take one down.
*Part of their fighting style is to spray a hideous odour out of their arse. Or, in other words, they shit themselves.