[TV] Love Island 2019 - official NSC thread

Bry Nylon

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #201

Wozza said:

I imagine most grans in the country know who Ashley Banjo is.

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Ditto Wayne Rooney.

 

LamieRobertson

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #202

Utter drivel

 

Taybha

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #203

So she's the daughter of Russel Hart? Wtf has he got to do with Brighton and Hove Albion then?

 

Icy Gull

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #204

Taybha said:

So she's the daughter of Russel Hart? Wtf has he got to do with Brighton and Hove Albion then?

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As much as Russell Harty but it’s a nice day for a bit of

 

Wilko

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #205

Must remind myself to start watching at 9.30 each night to FF through the THOUSANDS of adverts.

 

Easy 10

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #206

"Hi, my name is Anton, I'm from Scotland, and I spend more time in front of a mirror than a budgerigar"

 

papajaff

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #207

Taybha said:

So she's the daughter of Russel Hart?

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You're a little tinker aren't you?

 

Blue3

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #208

Wozza said:

Nothing to do with age, I'd venture. I imagine most grans in the country know who Ashley Banjo is.

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Asked the wife who happens to also be a Gran she had no idea who Ashley Banjo was either, I had to look him up apparently he's a dancer

 

Icy Gull

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #209

Blue3 said:

Asked the wife who happens to also be a Gran she had no idea who Ashley Banjo was either, I had to look him up apparently he's a dancer

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My first thought was Ashley Barnes and a cow’s arse, reminding myself of Mr Burns too.

 

Wozza

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• Jun 4, 2019

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• #210

Blue3 said:

Asked the wife who happens to also be a Gran she had no idea who Ashley Banjo was either, I had to look him up apparently he's a dancer

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Has appeared on some of the UK's most-watched weekend shows for a number of years.

 

Blue3

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #211

Wozza said:

Has appeared on some of the UK's most-watched weekend shows for a number of years.

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It doesn't help that I mostly only watch TV for the news and football

 

Thunder Bolt

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #212

Wozza said:

Nothing to do with age, I'd venture. I imagine most grans in the country know who Ashley Banjo is.

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Nope. Never heard of him.

 

Bozza

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #213

Thunder Bolt said:

Nope. Never heard of him.

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I'm team NeverHeardOfAshleyBanjo also. If I hadn't just looked him up, I'd have assumed it was a made up name.

 

Sheebo

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #214

Blue3 said:

It doesn't help that I mostly only watch TV for the news and football

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Thunder Bolt said:

Nope. Never heard of him.

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Bozza said:

I'm team NeverHeardOfAshleyBanjo also. If I hadn't just looked him up, I'd have assumed it was a made up name.

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I didn’t know either but had a hunch that was right. If someone said the lead bloke from diversity would you have known?

 

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #215

Easy 10 said:

"Hi, my name is Anton, I'm from Scotland, and I spend more time in front of a mirror than a budgerigar"

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Hi Anton. I took you for a much more sensible sort. Frankly, I'm a little disappointed and saddened.

 

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #216

sheebo said:

I didn’t know either but had a hunch that was right. If someone said the lead bloke from diversity would you have known?

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A bloke? Made out of lead? From where? Is that in Dorset?

 

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #217

Bozza said:

I'm team NeverHeardOfAshleyBanjo also. If I hadn't just looked him up, I'd have assumed it was a made up name.

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Isn't that what we used to call Barnes when he went through one of his dry 'couldn't hit a cow's arse with one' periods?

I'm IN!

Edit: I see Icy beat me to it.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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• Jun 4, 2019

• #218

Heads-up for the mighty SUPERSTORE that is on half an hour before Love Island tonight. What a hoot!

 

Ernest

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LOONEY BIN

• Jun 4, 2019

• #219

Do not miss the boy with the smallest EARS in the world on it

 

Beach Hut

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Living In a Box

• Jun 4, 2019

• #220

Would Dad be pleased if a Fury got involved ?